Hello, little midgets! Sorry, I've been holding back this chapter to bug you all. Also to let votes come in, which hasn't worked. But as you can see, this is the epilogue. YES, IT IS THE LAST CHAPTER. I'M SAD TOO. THE FIRST FANFICTION SET I HAVE EVER WORKED ON IS COMING TO AN END.

Let's think about happy stuff now. What are you all gonna be for Halloween? TELL MEH. Imma be the Black Widow, aka Natasha Romanoff.

READ ON, MY LITTLE MIDGETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Third Person POV
Two Weeks Later

"So what now?" Annabeth's cracking voice could be heard by all, even though it was small. Percy put an arm around her shoulder. Even though the wizards had only been in camp for about a month, people were starting to miss them. They were standing near the water, at the border of Hogwarts.

"Now," Hermione said, "We apparate you back. All of the wizards who can apparate will take you back to your camp, Roman or Greek." About twenty wizards stepped forward.

"Not nearly enough to get all of you back in time," Ginny muttered. People sighed.

But then Percy's face lit up. "Wait!" he shouted, "I can ask my dad to transport us! Of course, he'll need an offering, but he's done it before with Grover and Bessie!"

Annabeth's eyes widened. "That's a good idea, you Seaweed Brain!" She gave him a big smackaroo on the cheek, but then she frowned. "But you told me that you gave him the Nemean Lion's skin as an offering. We don't have anything like that."

"Oh. Yeah. I knew that." Percy slumped glumly. "So I guess we have to-"

"Hold on a second," Ron interrupted, "Who the bloody hell is Bessie?"

Percy grinned. "The Ophiotaurus. He's actually a guy, but when I first saw him, I thought he was female, and I named him Bessie. By the way, he's half bull and half serpent. There was a prophecy ordained about him that whoever slaughtered him and sacrificed his entrails to fire would bring down Olympus."

"Okay," Harry muttered, "A little weird. But do we have anything that we can sacrifice? Anything?"

There was some murmuring, but Cho Chang yelled out, "The Sword of Gryffindor!" She made her way to the front of the crowd and started to make her point with a determined expression. "We can sacrifice the Sword of Gryffindor! Please, to fight we can use some from the small armory we have the the demigods gave us!"

Just then, the sea started to ripple. Water started to swirl and levitate, until it formed into the body of a man with a black beard, black hair, a Hawaiian tan, khaki shorts, a Hawaiian shirt, and green eyes just like Percy's. In his hand was a trident.

"Poseidon," Annabeth murmured, and knelt. Hermione followed her example, and so did everyone else except for Percy, who was standing and grinning.

"Oh, just rise, everyone," Poseidon said. Everyone rose unsteadily, and the god turned his attention to Percy. "Hello, Percy. How you doing?"

"I'm fine, dad," Percy replied casually. "But we need to solve something. Can you take us back to camp?"

Poseidon frowned. "That reminds me. Someone wanted to give me a sword? No thanks. I don't like swords anymore, what with that sword named Jack that aroused so much trouble. I tell you, if I ever catch that garbage collecting goddess-"

"That's nice, Dad," Percy interrupted. "But can you get us back to camp? What would you like for a sacrifice?"

The god lost his frown as he replied immediately, "Just pour me a few Red Bulls and you'll be fine." At the end he winked at Percy, who facepalmed and muttered into his hand incoherently. ((A/N Can you guess where that's from?))

Annabeth immediately turned to the crowd. "Does anyone have Red Bulls? Anyone?"

There was a lot of head-shaking, but Leo strode forward with two Red Bulls in either hand. "Don't worry. Leo's here," he said smoothly, which caused a lot of eye-rolling.

Percy's eyes widened. "You can get Red Bulls from that thing? Gimme!" He lunged for the tool belt, but Leo stepped back.

"I hate to separate with my Red Bulls, but here you go." He strode up to the sea god and handed him the four thin cans, sighing.

"Thank you," Poseidon said monotonously, staring at the Red Bull. "Just jump in the water any time today, and you'll find yourself at camp. Now please excuse me." He jumped back in the water, and the sea god was gone.

"Well," Hermione muttered. She turned to the crowd of demigods. "That was unexpected."

Piper sniffled. "What can you expect from the gods?" She stepped forward and hugged Hermione, who returned the affection. "We'll miss you."

Goodbyes were made, and they were long. After about an hour, the demigods stood at the shore. Farewells were yelled, and the demigods jumped into the water.

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THAT IS A WRAP! I'm so sad right now. But I think I'll let some votes come in, so I'll start the next book after two weeks. If none come in, I'll just start. By the way, If the votes are tied, I'll do the PJO/Avengers crossover.

HOLD ON. I just got an idea. I'll start it tomorrow. Yes, I will. I know exactly what I'm gonna do.

BYE, MY LITTLE MIDGETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-da dam author