Hello, little midgets!! Happy birthday Annabeth!!!! IN YOUR HONOR WE SHALL KILL SPIDERS AND BE SMART FOR THE WEEK AND DO OTHER STUFF!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyways...

READ ON, MY LITTLE MIDGETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Percy POV

We apparated to Alaska. And if you want to know how apparating feels like, it feels like you're getting squished up and then just disappearing and reappearing. I basically didn't exist for a millisecond. I don't recommend it if you have a weak stomach.

We opened our eyes and we saw a sight that didn't please us. There was a whole army of monsters, about five hundred of them, and they were smiling at us triumphantly.

I sighed, "You know, if you want an autograph, please go away. If you want to kill us, you might as well commit suicide."

At times like this, I wish Hermione could charmspeak. Seriously, she tells them to commit suicide and boom! One less problem!

I got one less problem without ya.

Just kidding. Got you there, didn't I.

Mission Impossible. Now possible. Even though it is not impossible.

Anyways... we drew our weapons and charged.

I killed Orthrus first. And if you are wondering who Orthrus is, he's a two-headed dog, is the half-brother of Cerberus, is not half invisible, and is also a Rottweiler.

I killed most of the gryphons and hellhounds after that. The gryphons were a pain in the butt. The hellhounds kept reminding me of Mrs. O'Leary. I killed a few dracaena. One of them was really dumb, like dumber than me. It told me where the wand is.

I was battling it and I said, "Okay, since you will probably kill me, can you tell me where this wand is?"

She cackled and said, "Why it is where you have been before. It is in California! In Great America, the one near Levi Stadium, there is a map with a button that says wand. Only people who can see through the Mist can see it. It will take you to the wand!"

Wow. She was dumb. "Okay!" I said and killed her.

I sheathed my sword because I thought the whole army was dead. Then I heard a scream of pain.

I knew that voice too well. It was one I loved.

It was Annabeth's.

An empousa had raked her in the stomach. She fell to the ground clutching it.

As I ran over there, I cut the empousa across the waist and knelt next to her. I took of my backpack. I hadn't realized that I was wearing it. I ripped through it and found ambrosia and nectar. I poured the godly drink on her wound. She said weakly, "Percy, if I die, just know that I love you."

"You're not going to die. We are staying together. I promised that to you, didn't I?" I replied while shoving some ambrosia in her mouth. The others had come over by now. Hermione had her hands over her mouth and tears were brimming. Ginny's eyes had widened in shock and she dropped next to me. Ron was just standing in shock. Harry had followed his example.

I tore off a bit of the fabric of my shirt and laid it in her wound. The ambrosia and nectar had made the wound stop bleeding, but that didn't really reassure me that much.

"I could call Apollo," I said, my voice breaking.

Annabeth laughed softly, though that turned into a wince, "You're such a Seaweed Brain. This is Alaska. The land beyond the gods. They... they don't have power here."

Yay. Now we couldn't heal her immediately.

Annabeth passed out. I force-fed some ambrosia in her mouth, but kept a hand on her forehead just to make sure that she didn't burn up. I fed her some of the stuff, and her eyes opened again.

"How do you feel?" I asked.

"Better," she replied.

I lifted the fabric to see how her wound was healing. It had started closing up. Before, it was about twelve inches long. Now it was about ten inches.

I scooped her up. She winced a little, but she laid in my arms.

"Am I heavy?" She asked.

I stared at her like she was an alien. "I held the sky, and you're asking me if you're heavy?" She laughed at this.

I turned to Hermione. "Is there anything that can heal her?"

She thought for a second, but she got a little vial out of her bag. She unscrewed it, but before she poured it, she said, "It's going to sting a little."

Annabeth nodded weakly. Hermione dripped a little bit of the liquid on her wound. All Annabeth did was wince.

The wound closed up a little bit. Hermione marveled. "When I used this on Ron he screamed in pain. And you just winced." Ron blushed at this, embarrassed. Annabeth smiled weakly.

Annabeth asked, "Does anyone know where the wand is in? Or did I get clawed for nothing?"

I answered, "California. Great America, the one near Levi stadium, whatever that is."

She smiled. "I know where that is. I've been there."

She turned to the rest of us. "Do you think you could Apparate us?"

Hermione nodded. She grabbed my wrist and we apparated once again.
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Here is a sad chappie for you all! And Happy Birthday Annabeth!

Annabeth: Seriously? It's my birthday and I get raked with claws!

Me: Yep. Sorry.

Annabeth: -_- die in a dam hole.

Leo: OMGS A WHALE!!!!!!

Percy, Grover, and Thalia: Heheh. Dam.

Percy, Grover, and Thalia: HAHAHAHA

Percy, Grover, and Thalia: *rolling on the floor laughing*

Annabeth: What have I started?

Percy, Grover, and Thalia: *still rolling on the floor laughing*

Leo: A Whale! *does his whale dance*

Me:... My retina is malfunctioning. Bye!!!!

-da dam author