Rise Kujikawa was absolutely normal.

Honestly.

If you just put aside her former career as an idol and her current career as a pesona user, Rise Kujikawa was pretty normal.

And also -- this was the bears fault.

Totally.

Anyways, to our tale, Rise had done something completely and underly stupid.

Join this website, Rise-san! Teddie said. It'll be fun and safe! He said.

What the aforementioned bear had done was dupe Rise into signing up for a..., uh, well, was an adult movie site.

To put it politely, Rise was livid.

"You said it was for movies!" Rise said angrily at Teddie, at the usual meeting spot at Junes. The bear was in his human form -- which was a blonde, blue eyes, and pasty white boy in a stereotypically French outfit.

"... But Rise-chan, technically it is!"

"Yeah, for people doing the... diddly!" Rise said, embarrassed to say the word sex. This was mainly because she was in a public place. On that note, it was a place where one of her friends worked -- and she could only cringe at the idea of Yosuke hearing her say (loudly) 'SEX'.

Also, she was a former idol. A former idol thinking about getting back into the industry. Saying sex --or anything of that accord-- would ruin any chance of her getting back in.

"Oh, Teddie, what have you gotten me into...?"

"A new career option!"

If Rise had a drink with her, she'd take a spit take. "W-what!?"

"You know... becoming a director."

Oh god.

Oh fucking god.

"Teddie, I can't do that. Can't I just terminate my account?"

"Well, you can't, Rise-chan."

"wait what" Rise mumbled, utterly shocked.

"It's a what the plot calls for! Also, it can't be that bad, can it?"

Rise Kujikawa, was absolutely normal. Other than being a former idol and current navigator of the Investigation Crew, she was normal. A normal teen girl, who's friends with a prince(ss) detective, kung fu geek, a token protagonist and gang leader.

Oh, and a bear(?) thing that got her into the weird, slippery slop of making amateur porn.

Yeah, average/normal my ass.

"Fine, deal, I'll be a 'director'." Rise said, annoyed. "One condition though."

"Hm?" Teddie hummed.

"You have to be my co-director. Also, we aren't paying people of Craiglist or E-bay."

Teddie tilted his head. "Who then?"

"I don't know!" Rise blurted, confused. "Local stuff...? There is a billboard in the north Shopping District... So..."

exactly two days later

For a moment, Rise had to look over her messages. For a bit of immersion, it was 2 A.M., and her phone lit up.

💓 Senpai 💓 
Kujikawa, I didn't know you're directing. Me and Yosuke want in okay?

Oh fuck.