ATTENTION!!! I ONLY KNOW THE GREEK/GERMAN/LATIN NAMES OF THE GODS NOT THE ENGLISH SO SOME OF THEM WILL MOST LIKELY BE MISSPELLED!! ALSO I DONT KNOW THE SYLLABLES OF MOST OF THE ENGLISH WORDS SO PLEASE NOT HATE ON ME!!! you will see why i said this

*Zeus created group*

*Zeus named the group 'Olympic Family'*

Zeus: Yo guys wassup

Apollo: Heyyyy

Apollo: HAH, i can now simply show u the bare drafts of my haiku

*Artemis left the group*

Ares: Whats this group for

Athena: *sends a 15 lines long message about the dangers of the use of GodsApp*

Ares: Athena shut up

Hera: THATS NOT HOW YOU SPEAK TO YOUR SISTER

Ares: OK

Athene: GodsApp's terms of use  state the following: In the event of insults or other inappropiate content the god can be removed of the chat.

 Apollo: Artemis is dumb         

               Leaves me sitting here alone

             By this idiots

Zeus: Apollo SHUT. UP.

Ares: YES

Hestia: With all my admiration for your poetry, Apollo, perhaps you should rather create a groupchat with the muses

Athena: (Hestia: With all my admiration for your poetry, Apollo, perhaps you should rather create a groupchat with the muses) Yes, please.

Poseidon: yooooooo wassup

Poseidon: (Ares: Athena shut up) Always a good idea

Athene: Excuse me, fish face?

Poseidon: Yes, zombie brain

Athene: I know. It must be frustrating to have a brain, as small as that of a coral

Poseidon: Idiot. Corals have no brain

Ares: Looooll

Zeus: LMFAO

Poseidon: I hate you

Apollo: Thats really enough

               Athena and Poseidon

              Can you both shut up

Athena: ok

Aphrodite: *changes description to "Olympic Family ❤️❤️❤️"*

Aphrodite: May I ask why the group pfp is a photo of a posing Zeus?

Zeus: NOBODY IS CHANGING THAT

Hestia: What about a picture of all of us?

Athena: That would be fantastic.

Poseidon: *changes profile picture to pic of Percy Jackson*

Athene: What are you doing?

Ares: Oh my holy me, take away the misfit

Ares: HOW DO I CHANGE  THE PROFILE PIC

Aphrodite: OH I GOT A IDEA

Aphrodite: *changes profile pic to a picture of Percabeth kissing*

Athena: ARGH NO CHANGE IT BACK

Zeus: Gods. 

Zeus: *changes profile pic to picture of a young girl*

Hera: Zeus!??

Zeus: shit wrong picture

Zeus: *changes profile pic to a picture of Empire State Building

Apollo: Zeus is in trouble

              Hera I tell you something

              Punch him in the face

Ares: Hehehe

Aphrodite: Well, even Zeus can't run from me

Ares: Ofc, love

Aphrodite: <3

Hepheastus: I'm sorry?

Hestia: Why is Zeus running around screaming?

Athena: Hera?

Athena: Hera??

Athena: Zeus?

Athena: Zeus??

Athena: I think they are not online. 

Poseidon: *sarcastic* I wonder why

Athena: LISTEN UP YOU LITTLE-

Hestia: Please stop. I dont like that.

Poseidon: Okay

Dionysus: Let's stalk our kids

Ares: Good idea

*everyone is offline*