Leo: Guys I just read a book

Annabeth: Really?

Leo: Yes, it was awesome! It had paper pages and even some letters, some of them more than once!

Annabeth: ...

Percy: No, wise girl, you can't kill him

Annabeth: How can you tell?

Percy: Bc  I know you

Nico: Guys can someone help me?

Percy: *GASPPPPP*

Nico: What.

Percy: Are you sick? Are you hurt? What happened?

Nico: wdym

Percy: I mean, when did you have this great accident? Why do u ask for help?

Nico: ....

Nico: Do u want me to kill you

Annabeth: No, thank you. I still need him. 

Jason: Ok what's the issue Neeks

Nico: So someone told me I had to do my homework otherwise he wouldn't talk to me so ig I have to do it now so can someone do it for me

Piper: Someone's Will y'all

Will: You forget I'm in this groupchat too

Nico: ... damn it 

Grover: Dam

Thalia: Always this dam autocorrect

Frank: what

Annabeth: Don't ask I'm confused too

Hazel: What's up with kids nowadays?

Hazel: The one's in my school just called Frank something really bad.

Piper: Cue being bad Leo once got arrested for like 5 minutes

Leo: Yeah I give this guys 4/5 stars. Nice dude. Calm. But a point away bc I wasn't allowed to stroke his dog

Percy: Wait they called Frank names

Hazel: Yes, kinda.

Percy: okay guys bye I'm out for today

Annabeth: What are you going to do?

Percy: Nothing. Just... killing off some assholes

Annabeth: Fair.

[Percy is offline]

Jason: Hazel you're in school?

Leo: Uuuuuuh she's a bad girl

Grover: She is, indeed

[Hazel is offline]

Frank: What are you doing rn?

Leo: Burning my pancakes. 

Jason: We literally just had breakfast why do you eat already

Leo: I wanted to try something new

Thalia: Do I want to know-

Leo: Pancakes with cheese and eggs!

Thalia: I didn't want to know

Piper: Why in Zeus' pants would you eat that?

Leo: wElL i Am NoT eAtInG tHeM iN zEuS' pAnTs

Piper: ...

Leo: U triggered it!

Annabeth: Why do you even say Zeus' pants that's disgusting.

Piper: What else do you want me to say? Persephone's honeysuckle bra?

Frank: Well that escalated quickly

Thalia: I'm out I don't want to know what happens next bye

Leo: I set them on fire

Leo: Fuck

Jason: LEO!

Leo: wHAT?

Jason: Language

Will: There are innocent ears

Will: aka the two smol beans

Annabeth: *three

Will: I didn't even write it wrong?

Annabeth: Yeah but you're a small bean too

Will: oh