Best friend: OMG I'M READING THE LIGHTNING THIEF AND I'M DYING!! I'm only up to the part where they are playing Capture The Flag SO DON'T TELL ME SPOILERS!

Me: Gabe is his brother

Me: His mom adopted him

Me: Luke is in love with Percy

Me: Annabeth becomes a goddess

Me: Percy and Annabeth hate each other

Me: His mom marries Hades

Me: Luke kills himself because Percy loves Clarisse

Me: Grover drowns Annabeth

Me: And Percy dies

Best friend: .....................

Me: . . . .

Best friend: I'M GOING TO KILL YOU

This would literally be me to my friend