To the gods: Caleo?

Zeus: Oh yeah! Calypso! The girl we promised we would free but never did! Oops...

Hades: See, if I was the king of the gods, I would have made Calypso a flower crown out of bones and offered her a place up here on Olympus

Calypso: No thanks you, lord Hades

Hades: Look at this respect, she said lord Hades, Nico, why can't you say that?

Nico: I do what I want

Hera: Let me try! Calypso, braid my hair!

Calypso: No, your highness

Hera: YOUR HIGHNESS! THIS IS GREAT!

Hephaestus: Calypso! Kick Hera!

Calypso: No, you honor

Hephaestus: Wow we really should keep here up on Olympus after all

Poseidon: I wonder what she'll call me!

Poseidon: Calypso! Eat dirt!

Calypso: No thank you, you majesty

Poseidon: PERCY I HOPE YOU HEARD THAT SHE CALLED ME YOUR MAJESTY YOU SHOULD TAKE SOME NOTES

Apollo: Calypso! Listen to one of my haikus!

Calypso: YEAH BYE