Annabeth: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.

Percy: What if I bite it and it dies?

Annabeth: That means you're poisonous

Nico: What if it bites itself and I die?

Annabeth: ...that's voodoo

Piper: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Annabeth: That's correlation not causation

Jason: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?

Leo: *from another room* That's kinky

Annabeth: Oh my gods