To Percy: If you had to choose between Sally and Piper, who would it be?

Percy: That's a piece of cake, of course I choose Sally

Piper: *death stare*

Percy: You are dead to me

Piper: Wait I didn't mea-

Percy: Dead. To. Me.

Piper:Why???

Percy: You know what you did

Piper: It's not my fault you dyed my hair blue

Percy: You killed my second pillow pet!!! *cries in corner*

Percy: *death stare*

Piper: It's okay, he's in a better place now

Percy: It was a she!!!

Piper:

Piper:

Piper: Okay that's not weird at all

Percy: It was so innocent *cries*

Piper: How about we buy you another one?

Percy: Okay *sniff*

Percy: But I still choose Sally over you

Piper: damn it

Piper: *death stare*

Percy: DEAD. TO. ME.

Piper: NOOOOOO

Percy: Let's go buy my new pillow pet

Piper: ...Fine...