Percy: *Strongly believes he is the child of the prophecy for he is the only living child from one of the big three*

Zeus: Whoops! Lemme awaken my badass tree child

Hades: Hold your eagles bro. I literally "saved up" my beautiful Italian children from the 1930's for this my bbs will rise and kick your sorry ass

Poseidon: Son of a barnacle. My boy was supposed to shine???