Percy Jackson V.S Hercules

Hercules: Yeah I'm a demigod, child of the big three

Percy: Oh yeah? Me too

Hercules: Well when I was just a baby, I strangled two snakes with just my bare hands

Percy: Ah I know what you mean, my mom freaked when I did that

Hercules: I fought the Nemean lion

Percy: No way! Same. I was, what, fourteen?

Hercules: I've fought a hydra

Percy: Dude, same. Although I wouldn't have been able to kill it without Clarisse, but still

Hercules: I hunted down Artemis' sacred deer

Percy: Oh my friend did that! Chasing down deer isn't really my thing though

Hercules: Oh, well... ah... I fought this massive boar once

Percy: I think I fought it's girlfriend! It was a couple days before I fought Kronos

Hercules: *Sweats nervously* This one time I had to clean this stable that hadn't been cleaned for thousands of years

Percy: Riiiiiight. I heard a nymph helped you with that? I used my own powers. *Raises eyebrow*

Hercules: I—

Percy: Dude, I could go all day

Hercules: *Flustered* I fought AMAZONS

Percy: Been there

Hercules: The Minotaur—

Percy: Done that. I was twelve

Hercules: I... uh... I've... been to the underworld and back

Percy: Man, I am sooo sick of that place. Been there like, four times

Hercules: Uh... I... *heavy breathing*

Percy: I survived Tartarus

Hercules: Umm...

Percy: Well, we done here?

Hercules: *Triumphant grin* I WAS OFFERED IMMORTALITY

Percy: Yeah, I turned mine down because I liked this girl...

Hercules: *Jumps into the river styx*