To Sally: Percy has a tattoo

Sally: WHAT

Percy: No mom it's from Camp Jupiter

Sally: YOU LIAR

Percy: What

Percy: Mom everyone from Camp Jupiter NEEDS a tattoo in order to be in the twelfth legion-

Sally: Aren't you frickin Greek

Percy: MOM MY MEMORY WAS WIPED

Sally: True

Sally: Still

Sally: You could have said no to those stinking Romans

Percy: No I couldn't have, they're really tough

Reyna: HELL YEAH

Frank: HELL YEAH

Hazel: HE** YEAH

Reyna: Are you kidding you're like 80

Sally: I think this was an act of peer pressure. I'm gonna write a letter to the twelfth legion

Percy: MOM NO

Sally: MOM YES