Hephaestus: New thrones for everyone!

Ares: *excited* Thrones!

Ares' iron throne was upholstered in leather with lots of uncomfortable spikes and barbed wire on the armrests

Ares: I love it! Is this Corinthian leather?

Hephaestus: Mortal skin, actually

Ares: *teary eyed* This is the nicest gift... I- I can't even...