Godly parents trying to spend time with their kids

Demeter: *shows up in her golfed chariot* Hey Katie! Wanna spend some time gardening together this weekend?

Apollo: *arrives in the sun chariot* Will, Kayla, guess who's got tickets to Hamilton?

Hades: *opens up a hole in the earth* Hey Nico, wanna play Mythomagic?

Hermes: *pulls up in an unmarked van* Connor, Travis, grab your ski masks and get in, we're robbing a bank