Leo: Okay, but what if I was blond?

Nico: NO Leo.

Leo: A little more muscle?

Nico: NO Leo

Leo: Taller?

Nico: NO LEO!!!

Leo: OH COME ON NEEKS I JUST WANNA PROVE TO PERCY THAT I'M YOUR TYPE JUST SAY IT!!!

Nico: EVEN IF YOU PUT ON A WILL FACE MASK I WOULDN'T LIKE YOU

Leo: ...

Nico: *Slowly widens eyes*

Leo: Did you just say WILL?

Nico: NO NO NO N O NO I DIDN'T

Leo: *Opens mouth*

Nico: No

Leo: PERCY! HE HAS A THING FOR BLONDS!

Percy: *From across camp* WHY MUST JASON TAKE EVERYTHING I LOVE