Percy: So... I saw you spending a lot of time with Piper lately

Jason: No Percy It's not what what it looks like! I swear!

Percy: Oh really? So no reason to be jealous?

Jason: No bro you're the only one for me!

Percy: Is that so?

Jason: I swear to god Piper and I are just dating, ok? She's my girlfriend

Percy: So there are no best-friend-feelings involved?

Jason: You are still my one and only best friend! She's just the love of my life, nothing more!

Percy: But I'm still the platonic love of you're life right?

Jason: Of course bro!

Percy: Bro!

Piper and Annabeth: What the-