To Hera: Hephaestus?

Hera: My pride and joy, honestly my favorite son of all time, love this kid so much...

Hephaestus:

Hephaestus:

Hephaestus: mmmmmmm oh my god

Hera: I'M NOT KIDDING

Hephaestus: Who else is sick of this hoe

Annabeth: Me

Percy: Me

Jason: Me

Zeus: Me

Hera: WHAT DID YOU SAY

Zeus: I meant me as in

Zeus: Meat

Hephaestus: Zeus, you're a vegetarian

Zeus: Crap

Poseidon: Since when?

Zeus: I became one last week

Hades: Okay now who's gonna eat my meat pies

Zeus: Your son. He's so skinny

Nico: ZEUS I'VE BEEN WORKING OUT

Nico: LOOK AT THESE THIGH MUSCLES

Nico: LOOK AT THAT ACCENTUATION

Hades: Nico did you use my contour

Nico: Yeah but I paid you remember