"Red or Blue?"

I asked looking confused at the two hangers of lenhengas...

No reply... May be he didn't hear me.

"Tell Me naaaaa... Red or Blue, kaunsa pehnu?"

I asked again... And let me tell you, what did he say...

"Hmm mm...."

Like seriously .... I m asking something and he is us hmmming... I wanted to say "Bail ho kya jo hmmm karte ho.. " But controlled my tongue. I don't want to spoil my mood by fighting with him.

From the time we came here to Chandigarh for attending my friend Sejal's engagement , He is busy with his laptop only ... Whole day, I find him working on laptop.

Its your mistake only Riddhima. He told you that he is busy, can't accompany you to Chandigarh for Rohan and Sejal's wedding. But you were stubborn. My conscience mocked me.

But  I shouldn't have let him bring his laptop here. At least he would have enjoyed the wedding functions instead of working whole day.. Ughhhhh..I feel like i have married a machine.

Leave it. I'm also his wife and I know, How to get his undivided attention...

I walked towards him and  picked the laptop from his lap...

"What the...."

He muttered something raising his head to look at me.

Keeping my sautan ,I mean "laptop" aside I sat in his lap encircling both my hands around his neck....

He looked at me amusingly.. Because usually I don't let him do too much of chipka- chipki with me😂. And today, It's me who is sitting in his lap willingly. He might be thinking from when I became so clingy.

"Duggu ..."

I cooed in his ears making him grit his teeth... Oh I forgot to tell you.. I call him "Duggu" just to irritate him.. Its fun to see his sulking face after hearing that name...

After all he was so desperate to get a nickname from me... What was that line ... Haa "Jisne pyaar kiya usne kabhi koi naam hi nhi diya"

From that day he became my Mr Duggu Arrogant RaiSinghania. And I love my Duggu very much... He is cute. Unlike that khadoos Mr. Vansh RaiSinghania.

"Red or Blue, Which hot colour do you want to see me in"

I asked seductively pulling his face near to me...

"Wear anything... "

He said looking at his laptop that was lying aside.... How rude Duggu...

This Laptop is my homewrecker , I'm telling you....

"OK red.. Now get up." He said rudely.

Red, like seriously.... Have he even seen that red lehenga...  Its too bright for my choice...

"No I liked blue more. I'm going to wear that only. You wear red😏.."

I said with an angry face. What has happened to his choice ,god knows...

He got angry with my reply. Better you should be, Mr Duggu

"What was the need to ask when u had already decided what u want. Wasted my time..."

I looked up at him raising my eyebrows. I wasted his time... Like seriously. It's me who gets to say this. Wasted my time ,huh... I would have been a mother of two by now, if he didn't waste my time...

"Now get up from my lap, you fatty frog. My legs are paining"

He said moaning in pain fakely.....

"Fatty frog..."

I said fuming.. Did he really call me that?

"Yes, because you look like a fatty frog when u swell your face like this"

He said pinching my cheeks and then laughing at his own joke... How dare he ... First he insults me calling frog ..no no not frog, "fatty frog". And upon that laughing like a maniac making a joke out of me... Ise to aaj maine zinda gaad dena hai...

I got up from his lap throwing those two lehengas on his face. 

"Jo jo tu keh dinne 
Hor koyi keh sakda nai
  Tu jiddan pange laine
  Hor koyi lai sakda nai"

[The things you say at times,
  No one else can .
Just like you mess with me,
No one else can ]

Here I m sitting on the bed waiting for him from last 10 minutes to come and say sorry... But you know what ,he is not even raising his eyes from his laptop...

As if World will collapse, Tsunami will come , or earth will set on fire if he spares a glance to his wife...
Urghh..Why are you like this. I hate you Vansh. I hate you. I hate you.

  Tainu chhad vi sakdi aan
Rakheya kar mera dar ve
Tu kalla hi sohna nai
  Zyada na banneya kar ve x(2) 

[I can leave you
Keep this fear in your mind
You are not the only loveable person
Don’t think so high about yourself ]

"Vansh what are you doing?.... "

I asked as he stood by my side in the engagement ceremony.

"What?"

He asked innocently as if he don't know.

"What are your doing on my back...."

I said glaring at his fingers that were drawing pattern on the small of my back that was left bare by the lehenga. His fingers moving up and down on my bare back was making me feel hot...Ahhh...I hate to admit this but this mahn can make me worked up just by looking at me... He needs to stop this otherwise... f*ck...

"Oh , they are doing their work..."

Besharam Duggu RaiSinghania ,Urgh...I wanted to say it loud , but no Riddhu No.  You are in public... Behave yourself... I explained myself.

"Keep your fingers to yourself otherwise "

I said only for him to hear while smiling at Rohan and Sejal who were exchanging rings...

"No way... " He said pinching my waist... My eyes widen due to his sudden action...

The nerve of this man... When we are alone, he spends his entire day with my sautan, and now that we are in public he wants to romance... He and His moods... I'm married to a bipolar, I'm telling you...

He slides his hand down my waist to my hip and then reach the dorsum of my arm... I adjust my dupatta to hide his hands from the eyes of others. I'll die of embarrassment if anyone caught us romancing like this publicly...

"Vansh please... Mat Karo na.... "

I pleaded in low voice. I can't tell you what his fingers are doing to me... I'm feeling ticklish and sensual at the same time...

This time like a good boy, he listens to me and moves his hand down to my arms and entagles his fingers with mine...

Now thats a sweet gesture...

We watch the entire ceremony holding each others hand thinking what we missed in life. I'm happy with our forced marriage too but I would have been more happy if we had married each other out of love just like Rohan and Sejal...

I would have been more happy if there was no Kabir between us.

I looked at him from my peripheral vision  and was surprised to see a small teardrop falling from his eyes. May be he is also thinking about the same thing. Enough of crying over our past, Now I want to move on...

I stopped the waiter who was passing by us and picked up a tissue from the plate that he was holding.

I stood in front of Vansh. He scrunched his eyebrows  when he saw me putting that tissue paper in his pocket. You can hide your pain from others Vansh .. But I am a part of you. I can feel your pain, your suffering. And I promise I'll make it up to you.

I smiled looking at him and he then turned away his face to hide his tear.... 

Awe My Duggu. He looks so cute while crying.

We were enjoying our little movement when his mobile vibrated.. He picked up the call and said something ... Well I don't need to guess what that something is. Because I know what it exactly is...

"Thodi der ch karda haan
Har phone te kehna ae
  Ki pardhan mantri ae 
Jinna busy tu rehna ae
Busy tu rehna ae "

[ I’ll call you back shortly  You say this on every call .
Are you the Prime Minister
that you are so busy
You always are busy]

Rohan and Sejal cut the cake And everyone clapped for them. I drag my duggu with me on the stage to congratulate the new couple. After talking with them and clicking few photos, we bid them bye. Vansh booked a cab and we came back to our hotel room.

Opening the door of the room, I directly laid on the bed and closed my eyes... It was really a tiring day. My legs were aching because of the pointed heels that I had to wear. Its all his fault. He is so heighted that I look like a dwarf without heels in front of him.

... Well, I was too tired I didn't realized when I was slept on bed without taking out heels or changing my clothes.
My eyes opened when I felt someone's hand on my ankle. God what a scene it is... Mr Duggu RaiSinghania was taking out my heels

Mainu mitha bohat pasand ae
Kade cake le aaya kar 
Kade hath tu phadeya kar 
Kade pair dabaya kar

[  I like sweets a lot
Bring me a cake some time .
Hold my hand some time
Press my legs some time ]
.
.
.
"Where is my phone"

He asked searching the room for n th number of times... Did I tell you he is looking very hot in his towel... Yes He is only in his towel😂. He just came out of bathroom and started searching his dearly beloved mobile.

I smirked inwardly. Search Vansh Search. You won't find it...

"I'm asking something. Where is my phone dammittt"

He said gritting his teeth. Oh ,so my Duggu is really very angry this time..

"I don't know"
I replied shrugging my shoulders...

"And I won't tell even if I know..."
I said in a low voice but looks like the devil heard my words ... Oh god why is he coming towards me ...

"What .. What did you just say?"

He asked raising his eyebrow.

I nodded my head negatively..

"Call from your phone"

He said and I bitted my lips... Oh shitt Mann.. I forgot to keep his phone on silent mode. Now   his phone will ring and I'll be caught red handed.

When I didn't react, he took my phone and called on his mobile... And as expected his mobile rang from the closet.

He narrowed his eyes looking at me angrily.

"I...I didn't"

I said but he cutted me off ..

Urghh ...Mr Akdu Egoist Rude Duggu RaiSinghania

"Where did you hide my phone"

He shouted from inside the closet... Though he was able to hear the tune but couldn't locate the source. God, save me. This Arrogancy ki Dukaan will eat me alive if he came to know where I hid his phone...

Shittttt.....  I mentally cursed myself after seeing him walking towards me angrily ....

" Shoes , seriously Riddhu?.... "

He asked amazed showing me his phone... I thought he won't find out that I have hidden his mobile in his shoes only ...

"How did you find it...."

I asked still in shock. Who do you think you were underestimating Sweetheart?

It's his passion to find out hidden things. How did you even think he'll let you win...Stupid you Riddhu... I mentally facepalmed

"I have my own ways wifey"

He said smirking. I thought he'll give me a nice earful but no, here he is standing in front of me with a naughty glint in his eyes... What's going on in your little brain Duggu....

"Why did you hide my mobile?"

He asked coming closer to me...

"Because you spend your whole day with your Mobile and laptop and I don't... "

I replied stepping backwards.. Even after 6 months of marriage with Vansh minus the 3 months of misunderstandings, I am unable to decode him.

Password protected you see..

I remembered his words. He is a maze for me. Sometimes he behaves extremely sweet just like my Old Vansh and sometimes I literally see volcano erupting from his eyes, especially when he is angry. Vansh as Vihaan was easy to understand because his motives were clear, But Vansh as Vansh is a puzzle in himself.

He flirts, romances, ties my hands and dominates me in our bedroom just like an alpha male. But sometimes when he is in mood , he behaves like a notorius kid tickling me till I don't beg him to stop, pinching my cheeks, pulling my hairs just to irritate me....

Chaahe pyar naal beshakk 
Mere vaal na patteya kar
  Gall poori sunneya kar
Vichon na katteya kar 

[Even in love,  Don’t pull my hair .
Listen to the whole conversation first
Don’t cut me in between]

"So what problem do you have ?"

He asked again coming closer..... Dur rah ke baat nhi karsakta kya, I wanted to shout...

"No... Nothing"

I replied moving backward. My back hitted the wall behind me .

"Nothing? "

He asked pinning me against the wall with his body... I feel butterflies jittering in my stomach  due to his proximity. .

"Speak "

He commanded bringing his face close to my ears... His breath is fanning over my neck making me shiver...

"You ... You don't spend time with me anymore..."

I complained liked a kid . He giggled at this making me fume . I pushed his chest forcefully and was about to pass him when his hands encircled my stomach from behind... He kept his chin on my shoulder making me flush...

"Sorry. Aajse mera sara samay tumhara, sirf tumhara"

He said making me happy. I love this man so much....

"And next time if you want my mobile, ask me directly. No need to steal it from my pocket and then hide it like this... In those shoes.. "

He said placing a wet kiss on the nape of my neck... I loosed his grip on my stomach and turned back immediately to face him...

"To fir do"

I said bringing my palm in front of him...

"Kya"

He asked confused... Awe .mere bhola bhala patidev.

"Your mobile . Come on ,give me your Mobile"

I demanded while he kept looking at me with wide eyes...

"Unbelievable . "

He said and muttered something under his breath before placing his mobile on my palm.

UmaRaiSinghania I punched the password immediately only to see notification of wrong password.

I glared at Vansh who was smiling victoriously...

"Password "

I asked keeping  hand on my waist...

"Let me kiss you"

He said coming closer to me. My eyes widened in shock. Is he really Vansh RaiSinghania or did he get exchanged in that engagement ceremony yesterday? Because he never asks for kiss. He directly takes it from me...

"Vanshhhhhh.....  Tell me the password first"

I said hiding my flushed cheeks. God I must looking like a tomato now. This man leaves no chance to embarrass ne.

"Let me kiss you ,Sweetheart"

He said again while I whacked him on his arm...

"Shameless man. Always thinking about that thing only... "

I said blushing profusely.

"That's the password Riddhu... Let me kiss you"

He said giving me a shock... My my.. Such a filthy brain he has. Who keeps password like this. Of course Vansh  RaiSinghania Does😏

I punched the password immediately and got another shock after seeing my pic on his wallpaper....  In that pic, i was in a net one-piece that he made me wear on our first night. I blushed remembering that night...

But wait what.. 3 missed calls from Riddhima RaiSinghania. My happiness turned into anger. I fumed looking at the notification.

Who saves his wife's number like this. Am I his employee or what... Riddhima RaiSinghania ,Huh...

He understood what i was thinking and snatched his mobile from my hand and returned it to me after editing my contact name as Sweetheart❤"

Tere phone ch mere naam
  Agge ek dil vi bhar ve
Tu kalla hi sohna nai
Zyada na banneya kar ve x(3)

[Save my contact name in your phone and  Put a heart in front of it
You are not the only loveable person
Don’t think so high about yourself ]

I opened the albums folder from his mobile. It was full of our selfies.. We both look so cute together, haina...

Just then a WhatsApp notification popped up. It was a message from Aangre..

"Boss if you are done romancing my Bhabhi, then please Call me. Your pregnant sister is making me work like a labourer."

I blushed reading it. Awee. Poor Aangre... Ishani is pregnant for the second time and yet she is troubling him over silly silly things...

Vansh shifted close to me and peeked in his mobile to see what spying i was doing...

His eyes widened seeing me clicking the Instagram icon...

"Give me my phone back"

He demanded trying to snatch phone from my hand...Oh means there is something in his Instagram.... I'm excited to see...

"No way"

I said showing him my tongue...

"Sweetheart I said give it back to me"

He said angrily. What's wrong in checking your husband's Insta..I asked myself..

"You don't love me, that's why you are not allowing me to see your Instagram ,right?"

I asked making a sad face.. Giving me a "you are impossible" look, He sat on the bed allowing me to check his mobile...

Awe,my Duggu... Bechara phas gya..

I clicked the Instagram icon and opened his profile. I laughed reading his bio😂.

"Vansh RaiSinghania- Dil me aata hu, Samajh me nahi..."

He is so full of himself. ...

Most of the pics that he posted from his accounts were mine... That's really sweet. Ek hi to dil hai, kitne baar jitoge Duggu jii...

I went towards bed and sat beside him...

"What now?"

He asked raising his eyebrows. I pinched his cheek making him pout... Mahn he looks so irresistible like this.
I couldn't stop myself from kissing that sexy pout.

He held me by my waist and kissed me passionately and senselessly making me forget everything around... After biting, sucking and nibbling each other's raspberry lips, we parted to take the oxygen..

Taking the advantage of situation, he quickly snatched his mobile from my hand but then had to return it to me after seeing my sulking face... Riddhima always wins, you see...

I again started my work.. My eyes widened after seeing his feed filled with emma Watson's pictures.

When your Wife is Riddhima RaiSinghania ,then why the f*ck u need to follow Emma Watson...

What shocked me to the core were his comments in Every pic that Emma Watson posted..

Looking Sexy, Smoking Hot, Sexy back...  And what not.... How could he comment like this on any  other woman's photo that too when he is married to me. How can he even think of looking at other woman in like that way...

"She is Hot, Isn't she?"

He asked peeking in mobile while looking at Emma's picture making me more angry than I already am...

I threw the mobile angrily in his lap.

Ohna nu hi chauna ae tu 
Main teri chat’an kaddiyan ne
Sab nu unfollow kar
Jo tethon umar ch waddiyan ne 
Babbu tu banda ban
Tere bina vi jaana sar ve

  [You only love them
  I’ve read your chats 
Unfollow all of them ,The ones who are elder to you
Baabu, be a man  Else, I can live without you ]

"Tell me for god's sake, what happened?"

I ignored him like I'm doing from  half an hour because he is asking me the same question again and again from last half an hour...

"Sleep quietly. We have a flight to catch tomorrow"

I said switching off the lamp after sometime.

"No first you tell me what had happened?"

He asked again. What happened... My foot. Like he really don't know what happened....

"Vansh, I was thinking about Tom. I really love Tom Cruise. He is so hot and Handsome. Have you seen his eyes ..His has got so sexy eyes and the ways he smiles... My god , his pink lips looks So kissable... His body is so perfect and... ."

I said dreamily but stopped after seeing his eyes burning with fury... Jala, Kuch to jala ..

"Enough ,I don't want to hear more. You really find that oldie hot. Like seriously Riddhima?."

He said in an irritated tone. I'm giving you dose of your own medicine, my husband...

If you can find that Emma sexy, then yes, I also find Tom Cruise hot ....

"Yes, he is hot... In fact he is the hottest person on this planet"

I said turning my face towards him... Mr Jalkukda Duggu ,I laughed saying this in my mind...

"And what about me ....Am I not hot?"

He asked raising his eyebrows...

"Umm... You are hot ,but not that much. Ok- ok types"

I said trying to act normal. It's very difficult to lie, at least in front of him.

He said some words (which I m sure were not good words) under his breath before taking out his vest....

"Let me show you how hot I am "

This was the last thing I heard in my senses... After that this monster of a husband tied both of my wrists to the bed post with his black vest and tortured my body sweetly whole night making me confess that he is the hottest person alive on this planet...He is my heaven and hell...

I wish I could say him,

Tu kalla hi sohna nai
Zyada na banneya kar ve

[You are not the only loveable person
  Don’t think so high about yourself  ]
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A/N- Again a RiAnsh Version of My Shraman (edkv) OS- You are not only loveable... Well, I don't want to convert all of my edkv OS's into RiAnsh OS's. So consider this as last one. From next time, I'll write OS exclusively for RiAnsh fandom.