" where the fuck are we?!! "

" I don't know Meteora! "

" I'm scared hold me Sakura-chan!! "

" Don't touch me naruto you idiot!!! "

" Where are we? "

Currently Konoha 13 plus sai, and the sand siblings stood in a room. That was white with only 17 chairs and a table with a glass ball on it.

" Oh hey sasuke!~ "

" Sasuke here!? "

" Why am I here?, Stay away from me dope!! "

" Sasuke!! "

" Oh no it's the fangirls I hear, stay away from me "

" I found a note "

" Well read it bitch!! "

" I'm going Meteora, dam "

Grace clears her throat and holds up the piece of paper.

Dear bitches,

Do you see where you are, in a room all white with a chair and a orb shit I don't know what's it's fucken called. Anyways you guys can't use your chakra or eyes, you all at once have to touch the orb and see your future. Except Meteora and grace, have fun.

Sincerely,
A stupid bitch

" We have to see our future, how did this even happen "

Meteora and grace start to think, and a lightbulb then appears on top of there heads, Meteora slaps the lightbulb.

" Get out of here! "

" Meteora!, Anyways me and Meteora kinda caused this "

" How? "

Asked a irritated neji.

" Watch it hyuga before I grab that tight ass of yours "

Neji eyes widen and he puts his hands behind his back on his ass.

" Meteora, anyway...... "

          ~ flashback ~ 

Meteora and grace are on the bed, both bored out of there minds.

" Hey you know what would be nice "

" Food "

" No, stop thinking about food for one minute "

" Okay, enchiladas "

" Still food, but showing the naruto teens there future "

" wack " 

" We can do both at the same time, okay "

" Yeet "

" Yeah, but how would that even work or happen "

" I got it! "

Meteora stood up and grabbed grace hand, she grabs a pen and paper. She writes something down and place it on the wall, and grace looks at it.

" Naruto universe? "

" Yeah, Remember in Beatle juice they drew a door on the wall. That's what I'm going to kinda do "

" But how are you going to look into there future? "

" Hold the fuck up, one thing at the time "

Meteora grabs more paper and hands grace a pen.

" Help me write down there names "

They both write down the teens names.

" So, what now? "

" We do like mom does, put there names in alcohol. Except without the salt and pepper to keep them away, we put sugar and spice and everything nice "

" Meteora how is that going to work, and why is neji name in bold cursive letters "

Meteora takes the piece of paper away from grace.

" Bitch he's my second favorite character "

" Who's your first? "

" Daddy jiraiya now hush "

Meteora puts the papers in a popcorn bin, and throws them in there. She starts to pour two bottles of alcohol in the bin.

" Uh, Meteora "

" Yeah? "

" What are you doing? "

" Pouring the alcohol in the bin "

" That's not the right kind "

" What do you mean, it's rubbing alcohol 75% "

" No that's vodka "

" Really? "

She grabs one of the bottle and taste a little of the bit that was inside, but quickly cringed.

" Oh, yeah that's vodka "

" How did you not tell the difference? "

" I just read alcohol, you know people in the rancho drink rubbing alcohol. They just put water in it so it can last longer "

" What? "

" Yeah, anyways "

Meteora pours a bag of sugar in the bin, and pour some cinnamon and vinilla in it.

" Wait!, I forgot the crack! "

" Meteora! "

" What?, I like making lots of crack jokes "

" True "

She then throws in a cinnamon bun in the bin.

" How is this everything nice? "

" Hinata nice and she likes cinnamon buns "

" But there's a whole ass pie in here, and it's cherry flavor "

" Cherry are sexy and-, just go with it okay "

Grace sighs, and Meteora grabs a black candle.

" Wait how are we going to be involved with this? "

" Give me your hand "

" Okay "

Meteora cuts her Pointer finger, making it bleed.

" Son of a bitch! "

" Shut up "

Meteora cuts her own and they pour a drop in the bin, Meteora attempts to light the candle. It takes her five minutes until she got it. She throws it in the bin and quickly burns out.

" Meteora you through it in there, only for it to quickly burn out. It took you five minutes to light it "

" Shut up, I'll just use the matches "

" Why didn't you just use that from the start "

" I don't know "

Meteora was about to throw them in but stops.

" Wait!, I have to say the magic words "

" Okay "

" Alright then "

Meteora claps her hands together and actually looks serious, and grace actually thought it was something serious.

" skate fast eat ass "

" Really "

" What? "

Meteora lights the match, and a explosion quickly went off.

      ~ flashback over ~ 

" And that's how it happened "

" Then why is there a note? "

" I don't know I didn't write it, Meteora did you? "

" Yeah "

" How did you know it would work perfectly for this situation "

" Don't know, anyways who's going first? "

Everyone stays quiet and look around.

" Kankuro it is "

" What?!, Why me? "

" Because your the middle child and are always being forgotten "

" This is getting sad "

" Don't worry kankuro I feel your pain, I'm the middle child of five siblings "

Meteora says and pats kankuro on his shoulder.

" Shut up!, Everyone sit down and kankuro touch the orb shit! "

Everyone sits down, Meteora next to neji, and somehow squeeze his ass. Neji eyes widen and tenten also squeeze his ass, his face goes red.

" Could we start already? "

" Oh yeah, kankuro put your hands on the orb shit "

Grace seated next to gaara as ino and Sakura are trying to sit on sasuke's lap. A little screen appears and images start to show.