Why are you shirtless?

I'm guessing it's something sad people do 'cause they want other sad people to like them and they can forget for one minute how sad they are in general.

You're Don Draper! From ! How he's all cool, and handsome, and everybody loves him, and then he goes home and you find out . He's such a piece of shit!

Boom-Boom- but Boom-Boom's your friend!

Wow, you guys making s'mores? I absolutely love smores! Y'know, I think the trick to a perfect s'more is to get the right heat balance between the marshmallow, the chocolate, and the graham cracker. I love s'mores! I eat them just for PLEASURE!

I loved you. I don't care about your dumb book or your stupid cult. I'm an adult, because when I realized you were the big bad and you were going to hurt other kids, I drove a stolen car through you.

It's science fiction you can do anything.

The last guy I saw get kissed got stabbed in the head with two knives.

I don't need a babysitter anymore.

I really don't have good luck with women, they end up being murderers.

OK, look, I... i know this is gonna sound crazy, but basically, they're a blood cult, and they made a deal with the Devil, and in exchange for their souls, they get any life they want.

"High School is worse than a near death experience. I can confidently tell you that because I almost died like five times in one night." "You want to know what the only thing worse than being invisible is? Not being invisible." 

"I feel like Sarah Connor in Terminator 2 trying to convince people robots are real." 

It's through adversity that we find strength.

"Could this night get any more erotic?" 

The, um, silly string's in my right pocket.