"Taehyung this the third shooting this week! I can't cover for you anymore!" The Lieutenant says sternly and Taehyung pushes his tongue against the inside of his cheek and leans on his other foot.

"It was necessary, the information we got could help us get to Lucas." Taehyung explains and he scoffs.

"You've said that for last two years and you've gotten nowhere. There'a no Lucas! You don't even know what he looks like!" The Lieutenant shouts.

"We know he has big ears." Jimin chimes in and he tells him to shut up.

"Look, these guys are still alive I don't know about you but that tells me Lucas needs them alive." Taehyung says a bit more lively than before.

  "The lawyers are already claiming self defense. They said you shot first." The Lieutenant shrugs, sitting down.

Taehyung sighs and smirks a little. "Alright we'll s-"

"Oh it doesn't end there."Lieutenant starts and Taehyung furrows his eyebrows.

"You two can leave." He says and Yoongi and Jimin walk out.

"Sit down Taehyung."

"Okay." Taehyung says but just stands there with his hands crossed and tongue pushing against his cheek again.

"I've got a task for you- actually I wouldn't even call it a task. A duty."

"I'm good." Taehyung responds ready to leave.

"Wait!"

Taehyung shuts his eyes in annoyance and grits his teeth.

"If you don't do this I'm gonna have to drop you from the case." He announces and Taehyung's eyes widened.

"What? Lieutenant come on, I said I wouldn't-"

"It isn't my choice. The organization funding us decided that they're spending too much money us, they don't have the money to find trainers for the graduates of the academy." He explains.

Taehyung shrugs. "Okay and?" He pursues his lips.

The Lieutenant sighs. "You're gonna have to-"

"Nope Uh uh. Definitely not. I'm not going to waste my time with some-"

"It isn't an option Kim. Either this or you're off the case."

Taehyung growls. "Fuck! Shit! Ass! Bitch! Ass ass bitch bitch! Soda is just spicy water lookin ass!" He shouts but let's out a breath.

A moment of silence.

"Alright who's the kid?"

——-

"Whats taking so long? Hurry up! We've got places to be." Taehyung calls knocking on Jungkook's door.

He hears snores and groans. "Motherfucker!" He curses as he busts into the door.

Jungkook yelps in surprise and hides under the blanket.

"Are you fucking shitting me? Get out of the bed!" Taehyung says angrily pulling the blanket up but Jungkook is not there.

He sees Jungkook crawling under the covers all the way to end and scowls.

"What the hell-"

Jungkook hops out of the covers at the end and quickly starts putting on his clothe like he didn't just pull a slither.io move.

Taehyung looks around in confusion. "What fuck did you just do?"

"Gymnastics." He answers simply, not making eye contact.

Before Jungkook could put on his shirt Taehyung pushes him against the wall, hands on either side of him.

"Look I'm not here to play games. Let's just both agree you aren't cut out for this and call it day." Taehyung suggests a grin hanging off his lips.

Jungkook looks up at him doe eyed and flushed face. "N-no...I wanna be a cop...Like you." Jungkook states poking Taehyung's chest with a bunny smile.

Taehyung's eyes widened behind his glasses but before he could respond Jungkook continues aggressively this time.

"You haven't even seen me in action yet! You can't just assume I'm not cut out dude! Like where are your scissors!" He said and pushes Taehyung a bit.

Taehyung furrows his eyebrows completely confused and doubtful that Jungkook would prove himself, I mean he can't even put his moods in check.

"Alright let's go." Taehyung sighs fixing his jacket and walking towards the door.

"Wait!" Jungkook calls and Taehyung turns.

"Do you like my socks?" Jungkook pulls his pants up and shows his socks which had tiny dicks on them.

Taehyung frowns angrily. "If you don't get your ass out-" He grabs Jungkook's arms and pulls him out.

"Ow!! Alright relax you fucking ass." Jungkook scoffs, fixing his shirt.

Taehyung shakes his head.

Taehyung takes him to the police station and Jungkook looks around like a lost and excited bunny.

"Wow Taehyung look is that a dild-"

"Kim can I have a word?" The lieutenant asks and before Taehyung could speak Jungkook chimes in.

"You want a word? I don't have any but I can stop by the alphabet store and get some." He jokes and starts laughing loudly.

The lieutenant stares at him with a blank face.

He notices them not laughing and looks down."My apologies." He murmurs.

Taehyung glares at him and he bites his lip looking away. "Sit down."

Jungkook looks offended. "Sit down? No you sit down, don't tell me to sit do-"

"I said sit down you-" Taehyung grabs Jungkook's shoulder and pushes him down into the chair roughly.

Jungkook whines at the roughness which didn't go unheard by Taehyung.

Jungkook mumbles a quick sorry and Taehyung feels slightly guilty but faces the Lieutenant.

"Sorry about that. What's up?"

Lieutenant looks confused but shakes it off.

"The perp from underground is at the hospital." He says and Taehyung shrugs.
(I have no clue what that means)

"So?"

"We tried to question him but you know, his jaw is fucking wired shut."

"He'll live." Taehyung grins. "But hey look, I think you're wrong about the crystal connection." Taehyung says deeply, his voice sounding so serious Jungkook looks up with curiosity.

"Nope, I don't want hear it. Lay off alright." He pats Taehyung's back and walks past.

"Lieutenant wait! Look at my socks! They've got dick-" Jungkook starts excitedly but the Lieutenant completely ignores him.

Jungkook pouts and faces Taehyung who was now sitting down. "What a bitch am I right-"

"Sign this." Taehyung interrupts shoving a clipboard into Jungkook's lap.

Jungkook's looks confused. "Huh? No way! I'm not just gonna sign it, what does it even say?" Jungkook asks concerned, flipping through the papers.

"It's states that if you get your face burnt off or take a rebar through your chest or you're so stressed out that you want eat a bullet, that states that you won't bitch out and sue the city." Taehyung says and then crosses his arm.

Jungkook whimpers and pouts at Taehyung. "T-that'll happen to me?" He asks ever so softly with his big glossy eyes.

Taehyung feels a slight pang in his chest, feeling bad for scaring the poor boy. He sighs and shakes his head.

"No that won't actually happen...I won't let it happen." He whispers that last part.

"Huh?"

"Nothing just sign it or else I won't help you." Taehyung said and Jungkook's gasps dramatically and scribbles on his signature.

"Stay here." Taehyung commands and then stands up.

He walks into a into room full of computers and a women talking into her mic.

"Aye Rima, give me all the 126s you've got." Taehyung said with a she raises her eyebrow.

"You want 126s?"

"Yup. Send them all to me." He winks and then leaves the room.

He's walking to his desk and sees Jungkook on the phone giggling and smiling. A fond smile creeps onto his face, but then he slaps himself.

"Yeah mom I'm a detective now...well no...no I haven't killed anyone! What? Just because I'm gay doesn't give me the right to kill anyone.....that's not racist mom!!" He says into the phone and Taehyung's eyes widened.

"You're gay?" Taehyung asks, disbelief washing over him.

Jungkook blushed in embarrassment and nods. "I-I'm sorry if it m-makes you uncomfortable." Jungkook apologizes quietly, putting his head down.

Taehyung frowns staring at the top of Jungkook's head.

He's gay...Hmm😏

"Shut up, come on I've got a mission for you." Taehyung chuckles, jokingly punching Jungkook's shoulder.

Jungkook's smiles widely and skips away.

Taehyung tucks his hands in his pocket and smiles, like actually smiles with teeth.

  "You look like a toe." Jimin says and Taehyung frowns.

"Shut up."