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   "They said you were the man."

  Taehyung scoffed and tilted his head. "They said that?" He asks, a cocky grin on his face which quickly turned into a frown.

"I am the man."

The guy pulls out a crystal, glistening in the dim room and places it on the table.

Taehyung picks it up and examines it blankly.

"Pure crystal, straight from the ground. You can't get that anywhere." The guy points out with a confident look on his face.

Taehyung shrugs. "Not bad...and what about Lucas, the genial spirit. He isn't gonna slit your throat for this?" Taehyung asks, putting the crystal back on the table.

They guy shakes his head. "Lucas is gone...he ended it a while ago." The guy responds crossing his arms.

Taehyung stares at him for a moment and then bursts into laughter. Then stops quickly watching him intimidatingly.

"Bullshit." He utters deeply furrowing his eyebrows.

The guy shoots out of his seat, his men immediately pointing their gun at Taehyung but Taehyung doesn't even twitch.

"Your denying me...with guns pointing at your head." He leans in his voice low and raspy.

Taehyung sighs and leans forward also, eyes not moving away from the guys.

"Look I'm not here for all that. I'll buy 50 now or 500 after Lucas looks me in the eye and let's me know he isn't gonna kill me over this deal." He starts his voice loud and clear, almost echoing through out the room.

"If you can't do that then...bullshit." Taehyung finishes sitting back down in his seat and crossing his legs.

The guy scoffs. "You're insane."

He just grins. A boxy smile.

Suddenly a yellow haired guy bursts into the room holding a gun and breathing heavily and screams.

"He's a cop!"

Taehyung's eyes widened and his first instinct was to pull out his gun out and shoot the yellow haired guy in the foot and run out before any of them could react.

He pulls out his walkie talkie and holds it up to his mouth. "They know, we've gotta dip before-"

"-too late! We've got 6 of 'em shooting outside!" Yoongi says in a rushed tone and Taehyung curses.

"Shit!"

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"The targets on the second floor!" Jungkook yells into the headset microphone.

"Wait let's change it up, Faceass you and I will go around back. Got it?"

"Copy that."

Jungkook bites his bottom lip and curls his toes completely focused on the game.

"The snip- anyone got eyes on the sniper!?" He calls out in the microphone pressing the keys rapidly.

He hears the door bell and curses. "Be right back guys- cover me." He says taking his headset off and placing it on his seat.

"This always fucking happens. 'M tryna play game and someone's at the door- now I've gotta put on underwear." He mumbles to himself with a pout.

The door bell rings again and he stomps him foot. "Can you wait a minute!?" He yells and pauses for a moment.

"....I'm naked!" He finishes and shakes his head and he goes over to the couch to pick up his pants and puts them on.

He opens the door and the mail man is standing there with a letter and plastic package and a grimaced look on his face

"Oh shit-I'm sorry you- that must've been-. I'm sorry you had to hear that. I really- I am not like-"

"Just the take the package." He shoves the mail into Jungkook's chest and walks down the stairs.

"..fucking psycho." The Mail man murmurs quietly but Jungkook hears him and frowns.

"H-hey! Get back here! I'm not a p-psycho..what an ass." Jungkook mumbles looking at the back of the letter and gasps.

"No fucking way!" He chimes excitedly.

It the was the academy. He's been a student for over 3 years and he had about 2 more months left until he would graduate and move on to train in the Korean National Police as a trainee.

He's been working for this day for so long.

He rips the envelope and throws it off somewhere. He unfolds the paper and screams before even starting to read.

"Congratulations!" OH FUCK! you've been selected...."professional to guide you"..what?"

He read the whole read and slumps. "Ass." He says with a frown.

The letter said something about how since he has less than two months to graduate, they decided to speed up the process by appointing a detective to decide whether or not Jungkook is ready to graduate.

Jungkook literally spins three times, taps his feet like a ballerina, punches the couch and YEETS the letter across the room but it lands right in front of him.

"Aghhh!!!" He screams, stomping his feet. Then he stands still and claps.

"Relax!! This is good Jungkook, all you've gotta do is prove your the best fucking cop ever. That won't be hard." Jungkook shrugs cockily.

He grabs the plastic wrapped package and rips it open and gasps once again.

"Holy crap..." He mumbles in disbelief. It was a jacket but like...with a police sign on it.

Probably fake but did you know India has a Bill of Rights for cows?

He jumps around in excitement and giggles, his face become a light shade of red.

He takes off his shirt and puts it on.

"Fuck yeah sexy ass bitch." He whispers like a fucking weirdo to himself.

It's 6 am in the morning and there's and a faint crackling downstairs, as if the door was being opened. Then there's loud like really loud steps coming front the stairs.

Like...intentionally loud.

But Jungkook's dumb ass fell asleep naked without locking his doors.

Now he was drooling on his pillow with his hand on his balls while someone breaks into his house.

As the burglar walks in his room he scrunches his face in disgust and sniffs the air wondering what the fuck was that smell.

It was like kool aid mixed with...cum. Kool cum. Cum aid...kum cid. Sorry.

He crouches down in front of Jungkook's limp body with a blank look as his glasses covered his sharp eyes.

"Assss and titss..copy that-friendly coochie.." Jungkook mumbles in his sleep, his cheeks squished against the pillow.

The burglar sighs and shakes his head.

"This is what I'm stuck with."

Jungkook's eyes shoot open and screams when he makes eye contact with oddly handsome burglar. A very high pitched scream and jumped up so fast he landed on the side of bed and onto the floor.

A few moments passed and Jungkook's stands.

"You robblgar!! Agh!! I'm being robburgled!! Fuck!!" Jungkook screams and jumps around in fear before running out the room, still screaming.

The "burglar" shuts his eyes and takes a deep breath.

"God bro...give me the energy." He murmurs and then follows Jungkook out.

"Look I'm only here to talk-" He starts then suddenly Jungkook's running at him with a spatula yelling.

He swiftly grabs Jungkook wrist making him drop the spatula and pushes him against the wall.

"I'm gonna need you to relax." He says nonchalantly keeping Jungkook's hips down against the wall.

Jungkook's naked by the way.

"Don't tell me to relax! How did you get-"

"Your door was unlocked."

Jungkook gasps in disbelief. "I don't believe you. How would you know my door's unlocked from the outside hm?" Jungkook tilts his head as if he did something.

He furrows his eyebrows in confusion. "What? Because I opened- look I'm the detective from the police department, I'm sure you knew I was coming."

Jungkook's eyes widened in excitement. "Oh...oh yeah!" He giggles.

Taehyung cringes but stands up straight. "Taehyung. Kim Taehyung." He says in a cool raspy voice and Jungkook's mouth opens.

He puts his hands on his hips and puffs out his chest. "Jungkook. Jeon Jungkook." He tries to imitate Taehyung but it sounds a little more bubbly than he intended.

Taehyung couldn't help it, he smiled but quickly put his hand over his mouth.

Jungkook frowns. "Why're you laughing? I did it better, you can't compare to -"

"Okay bunny. Go put on some clothes and...and we'll work this out. Alright?" Taehyung asks rhetorically and pushes Jungkook shoulder towards the door.

"Don't you touch me." Jungkook scoffs, slapping Taehyung's off his shoulder. 

"....You robbglar...kakk tuuu!" Jungkook spits and flares his nose while eying Taehyung.

Taehyung just watches him, completely unamused.

Jungkook turns around annoyingly slow, eyeing Taehyung with the corner of his eye.

Then he giggles and spins into his room and Taehyung watches him with the most confused, irritated, and annoyed look on his face but inside he thought this kid was adorable.

Definitely can't be a cop.

He'll just have show him that the hard way and get this over with.

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I know! Boring ass first chapter but it gets better! I promise !! PLEASEE STILL LIKE ME!!