Shaw de lot: * pushes a button that launched a rocket at a building* hehehehe

5: uh dude....

Shaw de lot: what?

5: isn't that building where you keep your secret twilight and my little pony collection?

Shaw de lot: 0.0 MY  BABIES* runs away*

5: ....well at least nothing bad happened to me

Alien: 5 your t shirt factory has been bombed by terrorists

5: i just had to jinx myself....