Phil: * eating a sandwich *

Smiley: * eating a sandwich *

Jason: * eating a sandwich * please pass the egg salad.

A random Sasquatch appears from a bush

Sasquatch: RAGGLE FRAGGLE * picks up Jason and runs away*

Jason: AHHHHH!!! SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!!

Phil & smiley: * continue to eat their sandwiches like nothing happened *