Getting dressed

Phil: * puts on clothes and sprays ax on himself *

Smiley: * gets dressed brushes hair puts on makeup sprays perfume on herself *

Shopping for shampoo

Phil: * grabs the cheapest one *

Smiley: * grabs the most expensive one *

Getting drunk

Phil: * drunk dancing * WOOOOO!!!

Smiley: * pissed off as usual when she's drunk * I wanna murder everything