Phil: ok I'm going out it's black Friday
Smiley: ok be safe
Phil: yea
1 hour later
Phil:*bursts through the door covered in blood and holding a ps4* I GOT THE PS4!
Smiley: why are you covered in blood?
Phil: I GOT THE PS4!

Phred: * walks out of Footlocker with new shoes but steps on dog shit* AHHHHHHHHH!

Zack: * just ran out of a bank and gets in Phil's car * GO! GO! GO! GO!
Phil: you got that gas money?
Zack: The alarm went off I got nothing *shows Phil the empty cash bag*
Phil: taking your ass to jail
Zack: DUDE! *Police sirens sounds*

Smiley:*walks to the door to push it but she didn't know it was automatic she stares at her hand then suddenly turns into a sith Lord*