Phil: alright guys the only way that were gonna make it out alive is if we stick together so...

Phred: * running* MY FRIENDS CALL ME PHRED!

Smiley: *weird voice* phred.

Zack: KIDDY LAND!

Phil: god damnit​.

In a elevator.

Phil: ok the safe room is just ahead when the door opens just run like hell and we should be fine.

Zack: alright just let me get out my little desert eagle.

Elevator doors open and the place is on fire.
Phil: * sarcastic* perfect
Zack:* rushing in* KIDDY LAND!

At a safe room.

Phil: ok everyone get in.
A spitter crashes through the roof.
Phil:* scared* that is the scariest fucking thing I ever seen in my entire life.

Spitter: * gives birth to a dead baby* .

Phil: * horrified as he tries to get in the safe room*.

At a gun shop.
Zack: * holding a rifle to his head* hey look Lazer beams *turns on the Lazer but gets blind and accidentally shoots smiley in the jaw*.

Smiley: * gurgling because of her missing jaw*.

Random guy: * from above* Will you shut up trying to masturbate up here.

Phil: what he say?

Phred: he says he wants some good old fashion cola.

Phil: what why?
Phred: so he can blow up the truck so we can get away.

Phil: I was gonna suggest walking around it but whatever * grabs a pack of Coke.

Zack:* walking around but a jocky jumps on his face and starts humping him* AHHHHHHHHH!
Jocky: WEEEEE!

Phred:PLAY BALL* throws a football at the jocky* YEAH!

At a mall

Phil: a mall how original:
Zack: we can use that car and drive out in style.
Phil: it has no gas you moron.
Zack: yea but there's gas cans scattered around for just special occasion.

Phil: oh than this should be easy* gets grabbed by a charger and get slamed to the ground * AHHHHHHHHH*

Zack: that must be the fella that masterbates all day long.

Zack is deciding wether to take a defibrillator or a med kit he takes the med kit. At a theme park.

Phred: all baby I used to go here as a kid.

Phil: hey look Zack it's kiddy land.

Zack: do I look like some queer to  you?

Phil: * facepalms*.
Zack: * holding fireworks * hey I wonder what these things do? * they suddenly explode in his hands.

The same charger that attacked Phil is in a room yacking off in a room.

Phil: grabbing pills
Phred: grabbing puke?

Zack grabbing heroin I...I mean adrenaline * injects the adrenaline into his arm* ddhtdsyudsfuf *hits a wall*.

Phil: huh I wonder why they call this one hard rain?

The group gets bombarded with heavy rain as they scream in pain.

Phred: hey they be like 3 witches over there.

Phil: oh that's ok those 5 chargers in a row 5 minutes ago made me realize how fucked we are anyways.

Zack: oh hey look here comes another​ one.

Phil: fffffFUUUU.

At a bridge.

Phil: thank God this is almost over.

Zack: yea it looks like those planes are here to rescue us * See's the planes drop something* look they dropping us some presents * See's explosions* why are they exploding?

Phred: I hope mines a football.

Phil: * he had enough of their stupidity and takes out a chainsaw turns it on and stabs himself with it*.