The following recording was taken during phreds highs school year.

Phred: hi I'm phred Whistler wide receiver for the riddle Giants and I have a very important message for All you little boys and girls out there* takes out a pistol and cocks it* don't mess with hand guns cuz accidents happen and you-* the gun fires*.

Take 2

Phred: hi I'm phred of the riddle Giants if you must carry a gun make sure the safety is always on* sighs and switches the safety on* because this I one safety you just want to do you wanna be a-* the gun fires again but hits phred in the leg*.

Phred: * in pain* AAAAH your suppose to unload that mother fucker!

Phil: * removing the bullet* it's ok calm down

Phred: ow it's fucking like- * the gun fires again and hits phred again but he thinks Zack who was holding the gun shot him* AHHG YOU LITTLE BITCH agh!

Take 3

Phred:* now in bandages* hi I'm phr-* the gun fires and hits him again in the neck and hand*.

Take 4

Phred: * covered in blood soaked bandages and now has cruches and he's also mad now* hi I'm phred you see a gun you leave that mother fucker alone alright your gonna get a adult your gonna get a...a * the gun fires by itself again this time hitting Zack*. OH SHIT OH SHIT THE DUDE GOT SHOT YO IM OUTTA HERE MAN THAT MOTHER FUCKER IS POSSESSED! * hobbling away* I'm just trying to help the kids yo I'm just trying to help the kids.

Note phred and Zack were not harm in the making of this chapter.