* at riddle elementary school*

Mr kahm: ok class let's start the day off with simple math problems what's 5x2 come on don't be shy.

Joe: *raises hand*.

Mr kahm: yes Joe?

Joe: 12?

Mr kahm : ok let's try to get a answer from someone who is not a complete retard, come on don't be shy.

Smiley: I think I know the answer Mr kahm.

5:* mimicking smiley*.

Smiley: * annoyed * shut up jerk!.

5: * mad* DON'T CALL ME A JERK YOU FUCKING NERD!!!

Mr kahm: omg 5 did you just say the f word?

5: what nerd?

Phil: no he's talking about fuck you can't say fuck in school you fucking jerk!

Mr kahm: PHIL!

5: why the fuck not!

Mr kahm: 5!

Zack: dude you just said fuck again.

Mr kahm: ZACK!

phred : * his mouth covered with his arm because he was sleeping and muffled* fuck.

Mr kahm: PHRED!

5: what's the deal it's not hurting anybody fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck.

Mr kahm: how would you like to see principal qwestion!?

5: how would you like to suck my balls?

* Everyone but 5 gasps*

Mr kahm: *angry * WHAT DID YOU SAY!?

5: oh I'm sorry I'm sorry actually what I said was * takes out a megaphone* HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS MR KAHM.

Mr kahm: *Stunned with so much anger*.

Phil: ..... Holy shit dude.

TN24: in case you're wondering where I got this from it's from some episode of South Park.