@Kirin42 got the last one. Here's the next one that is a true story about me.

I am in 7 grade, and am 13 years old. I am the standard age of a 7th grader. I went to 2 years of preschool, and this year (my 7th grade year) is my 3ed year of middle school, instead of my 2nd year which is the standard for everyone else in my grade. I have never been held back. How is this possible?