I'm not gonna be exact on the quotes since.. I'm writing, not watching, but I'll do my best.
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    Ah, good old Gravity Falls. I may have found it awful at first, but after spending a summer here, it felt like home. It would be about a week until the whole Jeff thing happened, so I spent the time just pretty much enjoying the calm before the storm.

~ After about a week ~

I woke up, happily taking a mental note that this day was the day it would begin. I realized that any change could result in a new, unpredictable future, so I tried to act like I did before.

Let's see... today Mabel gets her first boyfriend! I sighed. Jeff was a jerk...

Yawning, I slowly trudged down the stairs. It's probably gonna be hard to remember all of the events and how to deal with them... oh well. I did it before, I can do it again.

I showered quickly and got dressed, feeling a tad paranoid without my blue hat or the journal. Lucky, when I'm on my own, I can act however paranoid I want... hopefully.

Mabel was excited for summer romance.  Well, as before, 'excited' didn't begin to cover it. Peeking over the counter, she eyed her latest victim. "He's looking at it, he's looking at it!"

"Uh... 'Do you like me? Yes, Definently, Absolutely.'"
He looked up, confused.

"I rigged it!" Mabel giggled.

"Mabel, I know you're going through your boy crazy phase and all, but aren't you taking it a bit far with the crazy part?" I said. Woah, dejà vù. There's gonna be tons more where that came from...

"Whaaat? Naw. Pfft."

"Mabel, I know you're excited for a summer romance, but flirting with every guy you see?"

"You know what Dipper? My dream guy could walk through that door right now!"

Grunkle Stan walked in, burping and having some stomach pains while holding a soda.
"Oh-ugh-nope-that's not good" he choked out, coughing.

"Aww gross, why??" Mabel said disappointed.

I laughed, it was still funny the second time.

Stan got down to business.
"Okay, I need someone to hang up these signs in the woods." He said.

My eyes widened. The woods! Where the journal was!
"I'll do it!" I said quickly.

"Wow, really kid? Huh. Well... here." Grunkle Stan said, surprised.

   I winced as I realized I might have changed the future. Oops. Oh, well... it's too late now.

I hurriedly snatched the splintery boards and dashed off to the area I found the journal at.

"Come on, cone on..." I said, knocking lightly on the trees and hanging a few signs.

Clang!

Bingo! I quickly dug my fingers under the mossy hatch. Yanking it open, I messed with the switches until it opened the compartment with the journal.

"Yess!" I breathed. Running over, I quickly brushed off the dust and cleaned the journal as well as I could just then.

  After looking around, I began to skim through the journal of such importance, almost out of habit. I felt REALLY impatient to get Ford back all of a sudden, but I could wait. Probably.

Suddenly, Mabel popped up behind me.
"Whatcha reading? Some nerd thing?"

   "GAH!" I flailed a bit, startled. Oh yeah... Mabel. I groaned internally. "Uh.. um... uh" I stuttered.

"Uh, um, uh" Mabel mimicked me. "What, are you actually not gonna tell me?" Mabel asked incredulously.

And...Gompers appeared behind me and started chewing on the journal.

"Let's go somewhere more.. private.." I suggested.

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Back in our room, I explained the journal to her, being careful not to spill anything... extra.

"Woah..." Mabel said, amazed.

"Yeah.." I said, not that shocked anymore but trying to sound like I was.

"Welp! time to spill the beans! Boop! Beans!" Mabel giggled to herself as she flicked over a bean can.

"This girl's got a date!"

"Already? In the half hour I wad gone, you found a boyfriend?" I said, trying to not blurt out a warning.

"What can I say! Guess I'm just irresistible!" Mabel warbled.

'Ding-dong!

"That must be him. COMING!" She yelled.

She opened the door to reveal a creepy dude in a black hood.

"Um. Hi, what's your name?" I said, still sketched out.

"Sup dude, I'm Jerry!"

That... was not expected. Uh oh. This was bad. He definently didn't say that before...

"Oh. Uh.. hi... Jerry.. nice to meet you.... what is that?" I asked, pointing to his cheek, still with that red jelly, hoping to hear the response I had already heard.

"Oh! Sorry, I was eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich! That's probably just some jam." He responded readily.

Well, same 'excuse', but still, I couldn't shake the feeling that I messed up.

"Ok.... bye, have fun on your date.." I said, still a bit flustered.

"Bye!" Mabel and 'Jerry' said together.

I turned back to the journal just as
Grunkle Stan walked in.

"Whatcha reading there, slick?" He asked me.

"Oh! Uh-just the latest issue of.. gold chains for old men?" I said, whipping out the nearest magazine and reading the title.

"Hmm. That's a good one." He grunted, sipping his soda.

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I'm just gonna stop here. Each episode will probably be 2 or 3 chapters.... good luck to me finishing this story lol... Cya..

Aaaand after editing this, I've decided that I will nOt do EVERY episode, and at some point it's gonna go off the rails and have *GASP* A PLOT.