Hey look guys! Real art! YAAAAAY! Actually this is pretty old, but that's beside the point. I totally gave up on the hand. Don't judge meh. Anyway, yeah, hope you--

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Is this thing on?

Yeah?

Cool. Um... Hello! Thank gosh I finally got this thing working.

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Well jeez. Sorry, mister Messiah complex...

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Likewise.

Sorry, all. That was my fellow agent, Epsilon. He-- at gunpoint, might I add-- helped me get this transmission going.

Seems someone else was using the signal, so I had to kick them off for a moment.

Annnd he forgot to make the transmission two-way. WAY TO GO, EPSILON!

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He says you're welcome.

Splendid. That just makes this so much easier.

I'm assuming you can't really read sarcasm well.

That's beside the point though.

Allow me to introduce myself.

I am Agent Nemo of the Militis.

Although I can't really hear you... I'm assuming you're asking what the heck that means.

Well, you see, I come from the future!

...I can almost hear your eyes rolling. Allow me to explain.

Well, there was this apocalypse that came and went, and the Earth repopulated pretty quickly.

There weren't really many people to replace, honestly.

*sighs* Yeah. Disappointing apocalypse, I know.

Anyway, it was decided that the world needed a peacekeeping force. Ya know, a group of people to, how to say it, keep the peace.

So, they created this organization and slapped a cool sounding name on it. The Initiative.

And then there was a way cooler, yet much smaller, group called the Militis. It's Latin. And all our names are Latin, too.

For example, Nemo means "nobody."

Kinda depressing, if you think about it. So don't think!

The Initiative, however, is all named after Greek letters. Gamma, Delta, Theta, et cetera.

Needless to say, there are a WHOLE LOT of Initiative members compared to us Militis. Sadly, though, I'm the only sane one left.

Welllll... If Umbra doesn't count... Pretty sure she's crazy too.

...let's move on.

SO! Anyway, the Initiative and the Militis work together to "keep the peace."

Let's just say there's not much peace to keep.

I mean, we gotta fight robotic people, we gotta fight crazy people, we even gotta fight DEAD PEOPLE.

Tell me how that is peaceful!

Although, I kick butt and look good doing it.

HA! Who's to say girls can't kick butt, Epsilon?!

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Leave before I stab you.

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That's what I thought. Anyway, now that he's gone again, I guess I'll finish this up.

What was my point? I had a point. I swear I did.

Oh yeah! Well, you should come see me (and these idiots I call my friends) sometime. Maybe see me-- fine, Theta, US-- kick some butt!

Yeah. Y'all should go talk to Theta about that.

And I guess that's it! Bye!

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Oh my goodness. I'm back online. That was freaky... This is Kai again, by the way. Looks like someone redirected my signal for a bit. Ah whatever. I'm back. Wait a second... There's something here...

Sorry I redirected your signal! Had to do a bit of shameless advertising. Hope it reconnects alright!

-Agent Nemo, of the Militis

Hm. Weird. I'm guessing you guys know what's going on, yes? Cool, then.

I'm just gonna go and let you think about it.

See ya!!

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Don't forget about me!

-Nemo