Hi friends,

I wrote this for my 1000th post on IF. I hope you all like it. Thank you.

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'It was a hectic day ', Virat's brain started.

'Indeed' his heart agreed.

'I hope I could take some rest at least now' his heart added in a tired voice.

'For God's sake, you literally didn't do anything today' his brain accused in a stern voice.

'Didn't you see when I felt bad two minutes straight for the terrorist today?' his heart asked in surprise.

'Yeah, after enjoying the scene of Virat beating him up for one hour straight!' his brain taunted, making his heart gulp.

Ignoring them, Viart opened the door of his house only to halt and sigh disappointedly.

'Oh no!' both his brain and heart wailed in unison - which is very rare. He wished he had learned some magic that would transport him directly into his bedroom without crossing this family landmine. Alas, he missed attending Hogwarts school.

'Because you didn't receive any admission letter' his brain stated lazily.

'Because Samrat had hit the post-owl with a stone' his heart reasoned out in a high pitch tone..

'I am just waiting for the day you would accept that there is no Hogwarts' his brain said lazily.

'Bite me' his heart replied.

Ignoring their banter, he took a step forward.

'Wait, Virat' his brain shouted, halting him effectively. What now?

'Can't you see they are all sitting ready for another drama? Already we had a terrible day.' his brain added.

'I agree. Surely, there is going to be some drama.' his heart almost cried.

'We still have a chance to escape. Just keep the mobile phone in your ear and act like you got some urgent work, Virat.' his brain ordered.

'Don't you know that he never lies.' his heart asked his mind, making him feel proud.

'Only last night, he lied to Sai that the ring is her birthday gift' his brain stated casually, making him and his heart both shrink in shame.

'That was because he wants her to accept his gift' his heart reasoned out. Thank god!

'Day before that he lied and scolded Sai in front of the family' his brain added.

'That was because he wants to surprise her' his heart said in an exasperated tone. Yes, good one.

'Two days before, he lied to Trimurtis about Sai's demise' his heart expanded the list.

'Oh no... don't say that... It hurts me' his heart said sadly. He grimaced at its bad acting. Maybe that's why its first choice was Pakhi.

'Nautanki... don't change the topic' his brain warned.

'Okay! He lies very rarely for good reason. Leave the past and focus here. I am very tired' his heart wailed.

'Me too. We could have taken rest in Virat's office' his brain suggested.

'Already there is a gossip in the office that at the age of dropping kids to school, ACP sir is dropping his wife to college! If they see him napping at his office at night... I don't even want to think about it,' his heart said in an alert tone.

'Even if you try, you could not think, idiot' his brain teased.

'But, you said you like the couple name they kept for our buddies' it added making his heart giggle instantly.

'Oh yes! I love - SaiRat!' his heart danced in joy.

He started blushing but got interrupted when his Aai called him to enter and hence with no way out he walked inside. While walking he examined all their faces and they had the same expression whenever Sai was involved.

Aai, Mohit, Shivani Bua - Worried.

Baba, Omi Kaka, Saloni Kaku - Angry.

Karishma - Excited

Pakhi - Constipated.

Only Kaku was giving a different expression. She seems both angry and worried. But, more worried than angry.

'But, why?' his heart wondered.

'So, this means she had done something with Kaku' his brain concluded.

'Maybe she made Kaku upset by saying that her accessories don't match her saree today' his heart assumed.

'But, it does match' his brain stated.

'I know. But we are talking about Sai, here. She would blabber anything' her heart reasoned out and his brain agreed but he just rolled his eyes. How can they both think about his wife like that?

'Right! Like the time when she said Virat is just 'normal' handsome' his brain reminded him of the terrible dialogue and now he has to agree. Yes, Sai is too much sometimes.

Once he reached near them, his heart started shouting.

'Good Evening grim audience! Welcome to Zillat Arena! Since I am very tired, Let's start the fight immediately. Godu, please call the gladiator down.' his heart announced.

He rolled his eyes but called Sai in a loud voice anyway. Everybody looked at him in shock.

Kaku said sarcastically that at least he knows that Sai was the reason behind the tension in the house.

He replied that he knows that very well and hence only called her down to stop this drama soon.

'Bravo, Virat!' his brain applauded while his heart panicked.

His baba shouted at him, asking whether he meant that they deliberately created drama.

'Do you still have doubt on that?' his brain asked sarcastically.

He replied that he didn't mean that and was just calling Sai down while his brain groaned.

Ignoring it, he called Sai again but a reply came from nearby.

When he heard an unpleasant voice saying that Sai is not in the house, his eyes rolled automatically.

'Don't start already! She is just informing Godu.' his heart accused his mind.

'Well, I have no connection with whatever Virat's eyes did. I think it gets into some default auto roll function whenever it hears her voice.' his brain said in defense.

'What?' his heart asked in confusion.

'Her voice triggers his eyes to roll automatically' his brain explained.

'Oh really? Then, who had set like that in the first place?'

'I don't know. I guess some Bodyparts Revolution is going on. They have started to act on their own' his brain lied poorly.

'Bull-shit! Did you make Godu watch the Terminator franchise again?' his heart said in a stern voice.

'Arrey, I am telling the truth only. You don't know how Veeru troubles Virat at midnight without any of my orders. He would not calm down until your Godu shower him with cold water.'

Virat blushed and quickly asked the arena crowd whether she had gone somewhere out. He hoped his innocent heart would not catch what his sinister brain had spilled.

Kaku explained that Sai had not come home from college yet. Mohit added that he just talked with Sai's college members and they confirmed that all the first-year students went home by evening five.

'What?' both his brain and heart got shocked along with him.

Aai started pleading with him saying she is worried about Sai and he needs to find her. He looked blankly at her.

'For god's sake, start working' his heart shouted at his brain and he snapped back into reality.

He nodded and quickly pulled out his mobile from his pocket. He was about to dial her when Shivani bua stopped him, saying that they had already tried but it was switched off.

Kaku complained that because of Sai, someone is going to surely get a heart attack someday.

His heart panicked immediately but his brain started consoling him.

'She is not talking about you, baby' his brain assured his heart gently.

'No, it's me only. Even last night, it pained a little several times in the party' his heart wailed.

'It's not you, darling. It was your neighbor Mr.Stomach.' his brain reported.

'What? But, What happened to him? Was he upset by any food poisoning? I told him to not eat so many modaks while preparing.' his heart asked worriedly.

'No, he was just burning in jealousy as usual' his brain said casually as if it was obvious.

'Oh that! With the amount of stomach burning going on nowadays, I feel like Godu should have joined the fire service instead of IPS' his heart pulled his legs.

He ignored their taunts and started listening to Sonali kaku who was asking Mohit whether he called Sai's friend Pajinkya.

'Ajinkya!' his heart corrected him.

Ignoring his heart, he glared at Sonali kaku. She made excuse that she simply suggested it because they two seemed to have a special close bond. She asked whether she said anything wrong.

Yes! As a punishment for this forbidden assumption, he wondered whether he could reopen the pulkit jiju's kidnap case and arrest Sonali kaku as a co-conspirator along with Omi kaka.

Pakhi added fuel to the fire by saying that they two were dance partners and he even came last night to surprise her.

'Scratch Sonali Kaku's name from your last plan, Godu.' his heart started.

'Yeah and arrest this icchadhari naagin instead as the mastermind behind that crime' his brain completed.

Ashwini scolded Pakhi that they were discussing this for three hours now but she had to suggest this only after he came.

'What? Three hours?' Both his brain and heart were shocked. He shook his head in disbelief.

'It's official! They don't have life' his heart declared.

Pakhi complained that she is just trying to help.

'Oh please... stop helping us Mrs. Salunkhe' his mind said sarcastically.

'Yes, you have done enough already' his heart joined.

'You stop it! You are the reason Virat is in this state now!' his brain shouted suddenly.

'What? How am I responsible if he was born in Maharashtra? If you want to move somewhere else, just ask him to take some transfer but don't blame me!' his heart replied in a disbelieving tone.

'Hey idiot! I am telling you that if you haven't liked this naagin in the first place, he won't be in this trouble now' his brain blamed his brain.

'Oh that... Hello... He is in trouble not because I got infatuated with her, but because of your brilliant plan of brahmachari promise, idiot.' his heart put the blame back on his brain.

He and his brain both winced but didn't reply to anything.

'You made him promise something impossible and now complaining that Veeru is not listening to you at all. I hope you will freeze to coma from all those midnight cold showers.' his not-so-innocent heart taunted his brain.

He gulped hearing cold showers and dialed Sai's number again. But it was still switched off. He wondered whether his wife was safe.

'I have told you many times already - that was my reboot day. I was under maintenance and that promise instruction was due to some technical glitch.' his brain gave his usual lame excuse.

'Oh really? Then what about today? Why did you let her leave alone with a lot of cash?' his heart asked, making him shiver in panic.

Oh no! How did he forget about that? She is carrying cash. It's not safe at all. What if someone had hurt her while trying to rob her? He started telling his family about this while his brain and heart shouted not to. Everyone got shocked hearing it.

'Did you see how his mouth worked on its own even when we were shouting at him to stop? There is surely a revolution coming' his brain said in a warning tone.

Pakhi asked him why she needed so much money. When he denied knowing anything about it, she stated sarcastically that he should have known, since he and Sai share everything. He groaned in frustration.

'They both lied. They do only just nok-jhoks. They stopped talking about anything seriously since they came to know about your watchman duty.' his heart chided.

When Sonali kaku blamed Sai for spending family money, he told everyone that it was her own scholarship money. They were surprised by that. Before his brain and heart could stop him again, he confessed about adding ten thousand to that, changing the surprise family into a shocking family.

'I am telling you, Mr.Mouth is the most disobedient part of his body - Yes, more than Veeru. It is not listening to me at all. When I give instructions to kiss Sai, it takes so much time that even I fall asleep. But, when it was absolutely unnecessary, it blabbers everything in a fraction of a second.' his brain complained to his heart.

'Useless mouth, I hope the next terrorist would punch it so hard that it would not be able to work for a few months' his heart cursed making him shudder.

'Hey... Don't wish like that. I have made many plans with it. Every one of them starts with Mr.Mouth's passionate performance.' his brain said in a hurry.

'But it fails to do your order every time. Maybe you should start with Mr.Hands.' his heart suggested.

'Don't even remind me about that fraud' his brain suddenly got furious, confusing both him and his heart.

'What did he do this time? I remember he had held naagin's hand during SaiRat's first hug' his heart asked curiously.

'The same again. Twice within a frame of 48 hours', his brain provided statistics with a groan.

'What?' his heart yelled in disbelief. Oh no! He got ready for another set of curses.

'I hope it...' his heart started but could not complete because of the interruption from his brain.

'Please stop it, baby. Don't curse everything of Virat. We need him in one piece if we ever want to fulfill our goal of making SaiRat one.' his brain pleaded.

He doesn't know whether his furious heart agreed or not since his focus turned to the discussion of Omi Kaka and Sonali Kaku.

They talked about how Nagpur's criminal activities have risen up these days.

'Are they insulting you, Virat? Why are they giving you the statistics? Don't they know that as an ACP, you are the one who made that report in the first place?' his brain wondered while his heart giggled.

'It seems they even forgot he is an ACP' his heart said in between its laughter.

Oh shit! Of course. He is the ACP! Why the hell is he standing here in the middle of Arena and wailing like a useless husband when he could have summoned the full police force to search for his wife?

Taking leave from Aai, he rushed towards the door. He should not waste any more time. When he opened the door hurriedly, Sai was standing there with all smiles. He sighed in relief and hugged her instinctively.

'Thank god!' both his brain and his heart screamed in joy.

'You know what, baby... I like this Bodyparts Revolution sometimes' his brain said but there was no response.

'Baby...' his brain called again but it was still dead silence.

'Baby!' his brain shouted startling Virat. He is not going to let anything interrupt him today - both inner and outer arena. Hence, he held her more tightly and became very happy when she responded back with equal passion.

'Baby...' his brain tried again.

'Shush...' his heart responded in a low voice.

'What are you doing?' his brain asked curiously.

'Don't disturb me. I am trying to connect to her heart via Bluetooth his heart said in the same low voice.

'Don't you think it would be much faster if we use the USB cable?' his brain suggested in an amused tone while he and his heart gasped.

'Pervert!' his heart scolded making both chuckle. 

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How was it? I hope you all like it. Thanks in advance and sorry if this is not entertaining enough.