"Ban you shouldn't be stealing drinks from the tavern!" Kings snapped floating around their room. Ban sighed laying a bit more back in his bed. Even since Meliodas had just tapped out he had been drinking a lot mor eat night while they traveled.
So far they had been on the road for three days. In that time Ban had drank 10 bottles of wine 2, whole barrels of ale and something grape flavoured. He didn't know what but god it was good. Yet, King didn't seem to like that much.
For those while three days Monspeet and his,....well whatever she was to him, just crashed in a mattress in the floor of their room. Monspeet didn't have to deal with them arguing over the booze all the time. Yet, Deriere on the other hand had to deal with it every time. Which was frustrating on its own but add in the fact that she was seven moth pregnant and hormonal all the time made it worse.
In fact yesterday she had thrown King out a window. Then she had thrown seven bottles of beer out after him. As of Ban, she had somehow cut him in half. Yet, like always they were back hours later, arguing which just made her want to kill them more.
Speaking of the arguing, it just continued on..
"Dude I just need to let off some steam. What's the big problem. Would you rather I go kill the demons we are staying with or just throw my self off the giant walking pig we are traveling on?" Ban asks. "Or the third option which is drink as much as I can."
"Honestly I would prefer you throw yourself off the pig at this point." King sighs which Deriere notice Bans smirk fall. His eyes just seem to darken a bit. For some reason it seemed to bug him at the moment that one of his friends told him to go die, even though he was immortal. Deriere supposed It was because Meliodas laid dying which was what caused Ban to drink more excessive than ever.
"...Ban look at this point you're not really doing much at all. If you're just gonna go down some drinks and stick your head in The ground that's fine. Go jump off the pig while the rest of us try to fix this." King sighs snapping some more. He was stressed. Derier could understand that but, it seemed rather immature to be taking it out on the one who had been drunkenly sobbing over this all last thing. Regardless her eyes stayed on the book she was reading pretending she didn't hear a word.
"Look I'll stop drink just ease up in the words will yeah? You know what he captain would say if he saw us fighting like this again." Ban sighed. King but his lip looking frustrated before he mentioned something that looked like it killed Ban.
"And what would Elaine say bout you?" King blurted out before covering his mouth. Ban looked like he had died some how. He had paled and his eyes just lost colour for a minute. King starte dto get closer while Deriere' She Art started to ache for some reason.
"Ban I-"
"Ohhh!" Deriere moaned loudly before covering her mouth as she clenched her stomach. Both males fell silent as she started to blush holding her belly.
"What wrong?" King asks getting close floating above her. She looked up at him and smiled nervously before Hissing in pain. Yet, as she did a thought hit her and she grinned. This would be the perfect way to stop the fighting.
"It's just some contractions no big d-"
"What does that mean?" King asks aloud. Ban paled.
"That means the baby's coming." Deriere blurted out rather quickly. King was screaming within seconds and was floating around. Ban walked over to pick her up and instead felt his hand being crushed within seconds. He screamed loudly as his hand bones snapped in three spots. She looked up at king.
"Go..go get Monspeet." She blurted out. King nodded and flew out. She waited another five second before looking at Ban. The poor man looked ready to faint. He gulped speaking up.
"I can carry you if you want." He blurted out. She tilited her head letting go of his hand.
"Why?" She asks slowly.
"Aren't you having your baby?" He asks suddenly.
"What?...oh no that was to get rid of the whining Fairy. It's honestly just a few rough kicks. It's all the baby does anyways." She sighs tiredly. Ban laughed a bit popping his bones back into place.
"Lord you are gonna be one heck of a mom. You could probably get two kids to stop arguing within seconds." He joked. She glared ups at him.
"One...we are having one. Don't you dare jinx us or I'm ripping off your dick." She warned getting another tired laugh from him as he sat back in his bed. She sighs, smirking a bit before looking back at him.
"So do you plan to have children anytime?" She asks happily. He stopped smiling as he thought. He but his lip thinking. She sighs.
"You don't have to tell me if you don't what to. It just might give us something to talk abou-"
"I know it's crazy but I always wanted seven." Ban admitted. Deriere looked at him with her jaw drooped. They made eye contact making her laugh like a normal human. It actually was a rather nice laugh compared to the old deranged one that he had heard before.
"Oh you're poor wife." She laughed.
"Oh come on it's not that bad." He joked.
"Are you kidding me her hips are gonna be wrecked and then there's the baby weight."
"But just imagine all the little giggles around the house and little feet rushing around."
The two continued talking for a long talk about their idea of children. After all Ban loved children while Deriere made a mistake but, she would loved this mistake more than anything else in the world honestly. The two just seemed to bond as they got closer to the village they wanted to get to.