Rules, because without rules there is chaos. I'm a fan of rules. Pay close attention, there is a password.

1. Do not attempt to bribe me into getting a good review. It won't work.

2. Do not harass me or others who have applied or your application will be deleted and I will block you.

3. Be kind to yourself, myself, and others. All stories have problems, it's why we as writers seek to continually improve. The password is your favorite book. If there are a significant amount of points that I make for improvement in your story, it's not because it's a bad book. It has potential to grow, and as you do, so will it.

4. Even if we are friends, I will treat you the same as anyone else, I do not play favorites.

5. Entering books that contain sex scenes is fine, but entering books that are pure smut is not, it's also against WP guidelines, I will report you ;)

6. The most important rule of all, have fun. Doesn't seem possible does it? But it will be. Despite my intention to do a quite formal review, in regards to content, I'm not a formal person hehehe

7. I will not give numbers or ranks. There's nothing to win or lose, it's not a competition. I will simply review your book section by section.

8. Do not ask me to leave comments or votes on your book. The latter is against WP guidelines, and the first would basically make my entire review written out in the inlines of your book. While that can be helpful, it's not efficient, it takes me hours to do that.

9. You must refer to me as my proper name, lord of the reviews. >.>

10. Lastly, be sure to include any things in particular you are struggling with or want an opinion on, that way I can be sure to focus heavily on those areas.