ok this is the real one trust me and I know none of you do after the previous crush chapter but just trust me you'll be missing out if you don't and remember this was what you wanted

but I'm still gonna make you scroll...

JK

ok I'm will do a crush reveal.

sorta.

I cant really reveal it but I can tell u Abt her.

after you scroll some more.

ok fine here it is. Im not tell you her name for privacy reason bc all of you as soon as you knew my first and middle name, everybody started calling me 'Jonah Christopher' THATS NOT WHAT YOU CALL ME I WILL UNFOLLOW YOU IF YOU DO THAT. Call me Jonah only on this reveal book or rant book. everywhere else is KEEFE IRWIN FOSTER-SENCEN.

ok so I know her from church.

I'ma call her... I need a simple fruit... sokeefelover22 set up a cult and im bending due to the moderate to severe peer pressure of everybody else following. 

how abt just... COME ON I NEED A FRUIT

ok just do starfruit bc they're really sweet but sometimes make me think they aren't like a fruit. you'll see that metaphor is appropriate.

I only get to see starfruit like twice maybe 3 times 

...a month. I don't normally go to my grandparents church and that is her usual church and whenever I go she doesn't and whenever she goes I don't this like the universe doesn't ship us.

she had blonde hair like mine but slightly lighter. and its really long. she always has it tied back and I've only ever seen her with her hair down once. she always wears it back bc I normally see her during the churches once a month food donation and we work the finding out how much they need together.

shes like my best friend at this point (kinda my only). She has an obsession with tank tops as much as I obsessed with hoodies. in fact she wore the same tank top to church each every month and I wore the same hoodie each month and so we held a competition to see who could  hold the streak the longest. and she only won bc it was July in Texas. 104 degrees Fahrenheit. it wasn't fair.

shes obsessed with rainbow siege 6. but I cant play, so we don't normally talk Abt that. but what we do talk Abt is enough to get both of us on the FBI watchlist. Like we genuinely talk about the best way to hide a body from the police.  

I'm taller than her by like 6 inches which seems like a lot but it really isnt

shes 3 1/3 months older than me, which I never let her forget.

we both are really weird.

a lot of people at church think were dating.

were not. 

shes kinda scares me like shes really nice but could probably kill me without hesitation or remorse.

shes actually a pretty cool person.

we look a lot alike. the people who don't go to the churhc think were siblings.

I've known her since May 2023. 

well actually I knew she existed back when we were like 6 I have a memory of going to Sunday school with her.

her dad is awesome and really funny.

you know what im actually gonna call her banana from now on.

am I in love with her? not yet. but I could probably be. 

happy now. your intense peer pressure got me to do a crush reveal before the goal. happy now?

happy?