America - 'But do aliens believe in me?'

England - 'I wonder if I can kill France with a tea bag'

France - 'I'm so glad I met me... I mean seriously... wow'

Russia - 'I want to kill someone right now'

China - 'Why do I have to be me? Why can't I be a panda right now, knowing on some bamboo?'

Veneziano - 'PASTAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Germany - Gay shit

Japan - Probably Hentai

Prussia - Bird porn

Spain - Angsty tomato fanfiction

Romano - Spain