Bailey: I'm going to take you out 

Jackson: great, it's a date! 

Bailey: I meant that as a threat. 

Jackson: See you at five!

Bailey: Three words. Say them and I'm yours.

Jackson: Three words.

Bailey:

Bailey: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three-

Bailey and Jackson, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!

Indah: Our turn, Elaina! One, two, three- vanilla!

Elaina, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.

Bailey: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!

Jackson: Oh yeah? You're the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD

Bailey: I'm leaving you, and I'M TAKING INDAH WITH ME

Elaina, picking up the monopoly board: I think we're gonna stop playing now.

Amani: Reza, my old arch enemy.

Charlotte: ... I thought I was your arch enemy?

Amani: I have a life outside of you, Charlotte.

Amani, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him 

Charlotte: You did WHAT–

Reza: William Snakepeare

Adanna: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.

Grace: The cow???

Adanna: What?

Mike: Grace, W H Y?

Charlotte: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat? 

Amani: >:O language 

Reza: Yeah watch your fucking language

Jackson: OKAY WHO TAUGHT REZA THE FUCK WORD?

Elaina: 'The fuck word'. 

Indah: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time

Reza: Oh my god they censored it 

Elaina: Say fuck, Indah. 

Reza: Do it, Indah. Say fuck.

Amani: what would you say if I came back one day with six kittens? 

Elaina: what's in the box?

Amani:

Elaina: Amani, what's in the box?

Amani: I think you know..

Reza: Can you guys be serious for five minutes?

Jackson: our record is three.