As I was sitting in Crown's house I felt very hungry in my closet as I was hiding from a sadistic FEMALE PRIEST who wanted me but I was not yet ready for a child like at all and I wanted an octoling who was named Lulu and I wanted her for my Waifu Aka, my wife.

But maybe I should just get this over with on my own time and when I am ready for it as well.  So I decided to wait here but when I was starting to breathe normally I see one of my own kind looking like he was missing pieces of himself and that he was wearing armor from Sparta's era. and he even had a short sword as well.  

However, this was short lived when I accidentally sent him a command to go and kidnap people and bring them in of course this is how we would gain some people who would start to scream squidnapper  and such but he didn't do this right away however he did look at me and was very animalistic but he was trying to speak but could not form words at all however I would soon find out that resurrected humans can understand each other even if they are from different era's and speak different languages.  

However, there was some growling in my stomach as I was feeling hungry and wanted HUMAN FLESH which scared me a lot so I went and started to look for any survivors of the great flooding/extinction event.  

(I did not, however, know that I could just eat the flesh of a humanoid species and that would be fine.)  

So I went underground and looked I even went to the moon and looked there only to find that I couldn't breathe and had to rematerialize back on earth as well.

(could anyone please give me some pointers and ocs to add I want to add some humans and other things as well but be mindful not everyone can be a complete human right off the bat you need to bear with me when I decide to um make your human character whole again.)

After that, I had some calamari rings from the crusty bucket and I felt better afterward again not knowing that I needed the flesh of a humanoid species or the human species to sustain myself.

After a long while of watching some random squid playing a game on Squidtube.  I eventually fell asleep on the couch with my tongue hanging out of my mouth.

I also wanted to go and reveal myself but I knew not to since I would get captured through overpowerment because of how many would come at me.

I was basically sleeping on the couch when Crown shows up and picks me up and lays me on a guest bed (she was carrying me bridal style).  

Crown: "god this guy is heavy it feels like he has got bones what if he is actually a human and not one of us that would be scary."

As I was sleeping my little yandere priest decided to release my captives who thankfully did not run away except for Agent 3.

Who snuck out and told the authorities about us but she was not believed and people chalked it up to PTSD for some odd reason when she was perfectly fine and we were not a figment of the imagination.

I woke up after a while and went outside into inkopolis square to go and eat at the crusty bucket.  However, I was stopped by some squid who were wondering what I was to which I replied.

Inkling #1: "hey you're looking extremely fresh and what are you."

Oz: " that is classified information and not for civilians like you."

Inkling #2: "come on guys I am pretty sure he won't tell us anyways."

I then ordered some onion rings which turned out to be squid rings but I did not know at the time.

So I was eating my food when this octoling comes up who looks exactly like Marina from Off the Hook and asks me what I was eating.

???: "so what do you got there buddy it looks really good."

Oz: "onion rings cuz I like onions a lot."

???: "those are not onion rings onions went extinct a long time ago."

Oz: "then what are they then human rings."

???: "you are eating squid."

Oz: "CALAMARI OMG I HAVE NEVER HAD THAT ONCE IN MY LIFE AND THIS IS CALAMARI WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE CANNIBALISM WILL NOT FLY BUT IT HELPED WITH MY DESIRE FOR HUMAN FLESH AT LEAST!"

???: "calm down it is just an unevolved form of squid that is called cattle squid."

??: "and by the way the name is Marina."

Oz: "ok wait THE MARINA FROM THE SPLATOON 2 GAMES omg I am actually talking to my favorite character from it."

cliffhanger time and I am seriously running out of things to do and write I need suggestions people don't leave me hanging here or doing these cliffhangers.