d-slice: why did i wake up to find a dick pic in the chat

d-slice: pete

Angel bean: disgusting

Pete Wentz that way: I said I was soRRY

Patrick TreeStump: my poor asexual eyes nuu

Florence the machine: you huRT MY CHILDREN

Smiling Sarah: hey d&p are my kids fUCK OFF FLORENCE

Angel bean: we have been adopted by Sarah sorry Florence

Florence the machine: fuck

ryro: I'LL BE YOUR CHILD FLORENCE

Florence the machine: yay I has a child

Daldo weekend: Brendon can I adopt you

BrenBren urine: sure

BrenBren urine: dadlon weekes

Daldo weekend: nvm now i changed my mind lol

BrenBren urine: :(

{A/N: what even was this chapter}