ryro: Brendon why is there a picture of me sleeping in the chat

BrenBren urine: umm

Tyler Josephine: he was really pissed

spooky Jim: and apparently looking at you sleeping calmed him

Smiling Sarah: Josh and Tyler have returned from war

Gerard one way: oh good I thought they were never coming home

Florence the machine: oh look no Gerard has returned from war wonderful

ryro: wait Brendon where are you

BrenBren urine: just got a haircut. I'll be home soon babe

Daldo weekend: yeah I went with him

Daldo weekend: we got similar haircuts.

Daldo weekend:

spence: you look so hot what the fuck

d-slice: you're not a hairy ass llama anymore

BrenBren urine: I never was you idiot

Smiling Sarah: daaMn

Smiling Sarah: Ryan you are one lucky mother fucker

Smiling Sarah: Ryan?

ryro: Brendon get your ass back home so I can make out with your face please and thank you