Smiling Sarah: I'm back hoes

Florence the machine: MOTHER

BrenBren urine: MY WIFE

ryro: THAT BITCH IM GONNA KILL FOR MARRYING MY BOYFRIEND!

Smiling Sarah: feeling the love Ryan

spence: mom where've you been.

Smiling Sarah: well when ryden said they were gonna come out to Brendon's parents I freaked the fuck out and threw my phone across the room and it broke.

Smiling Sarah: and it took me 2 weeks to get one.

Smiling Sarah: so what'd I miss

Jon runner: well, ryden came out to bren's parents, we also added 2 more people named Josh and Tyler, still war between ryden and Phan on who's gayer, and Spencer and I are pregnant

ryro: WAIT THAT LAST PART THO WTF GUYS

spence: yes. I'm pregnant.

d-slice: how is that biologically possible I'm very confused

Jon runner: lol he's just been eating a lot of burgers.

branDONE Rogers: oh and Phil said fuck

Smiling Sarah: WAIT MY ANGEL BEAN SWORE

Angel bean: sorry mom