Ryro: guys guess what omg

Gerard one way: what are you dead yet.

Ryro: gee can you please die ???

Spence: get on with it ry.

Ryro: Brendon is the cutest. Like I ordered a smoothie and he was making it. And when he came to serve it out to me he stood on the counter and began to say 'FOR MY BEAUTIFUL BOYFR-' then he slipped on a goddamn rag.

Ryro: he sprained his ankle

Ryro: he's in the hospital.

Smiling Sarah: what a fucking idiot lol.

Ryro: tru. But he's my idiot. <3

Patrick TreeStump: ugh ya'll are so cheesy it makes me sick.

BrenBren Urine: you're just mad because no one loves you that much patty.

Smiling Sarah: it's been a week calm down why are you talking about love.

Ryro: jFC BREN YOURE IN THE HOSPITAL

BrenBren Urine: lmao they can suck my ass for all I care

Pete Wentz that way: #rekt

{A/N: yo this story is so lame I hate it omfg stop rn}