Hi my name its........Jeff you know I've been made fun of because of my name Eversinse my name is Jeff what's the thing I was the only person sitting alone at the lunch table you know life is hard being a Jeff I can imagine Bob's life it's even worse Bob is such a funny name for some reason it's just like you say Bob and it's just something and it's funny for some reason I've just been thinking on how I live everyone asks my name and I have to say Jeff honestly I think it's kind of embarrassing you know my name is Jeff is you just saying your name like if your name was Stacy or Lizzie or Joel you would say my name is Stacy or Lizzie or Joel they could choose any name in the whole entire world but it just had to my name the stupid name Jeff and every one knows how to say Jeff like even a baby can say Jeff and that's not it you can spell it easy too it's literally four letters I wish it was like ten letters or at least five letters if I have kids I'm letting them pick it I'll name them name like literally the word name and then when there eight I'll let them illegally change there name i mean you always know what you want your name to be when your like three or even two so if I have kids or a kid I'm letting them pick a name but I'm not having kids because why not I have so many other things to do with my life have I mentioned tat I'm not having a wife or even a girlfriend because I just don't have time for any thing with my job sitting on a chair in a office printing and writing papers all day I can't do anything also a mother thing to clarify is that this is not a diary it's a book I guess you could call it but I'm at work right now I'm supposed to be writing and things like that but I'm just so tired of doing that every single day it's just so tiring all day just sitting there drinking coffee and eating nothing any way this is my sophisticated adult Journal for an adult like me so I'll right again tomorrow I'll right some more of my boring life so bye oh right in the beginning I forgot to say greetings well bye then.