WHAT'S UP FUCKERS
(someone in the background) why do you have my phone?
FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY

Unnecessary swearing: Check   ✔
Obscure vine reference: Check  ✔
Twenty plus words in and still haven't gotten anywhere: Double check  ✔ ✔

That, my friends, is how you start a story.

Anyway, Hi, I'm Beth. The author of this thing. If you've never read an X Reader before then it goes a little something like this:
-Y/N means "Your Name"
-If you see an option that looks something like "I decided to make pancakes/toast for my breakfast" then just pick what you prefer

So I'm gonna stop talking and start walking. Walking where you ask? Idk tbh, ask my legs, they're the ones in control.

ENJOY