A dare for Magnus, from
@NettindyErnector
"tooni: hey...magnus..? i know we're not them but...since some of the rescue riders got married could we..? its ok if you dont want to yet...it pretty early... but..could we..?"

Magnus:.................................

Me: Gonna say no, right?

Magnus: Shut it.

Axel: He's gonna say no.

Magnus:.........................

Me: He hasn't said anything.

Axel: I think our talking is distracting him from answering.

Magnus:.............................................

Me: Is he broken?

Axel: Shhh!

Magnus:................................................................yeah ok.

Me and Axel: 🤭😱😮

Magnus: I mean.... you're not half bad so....

Me: I think Tooni is the only person he doesn't hate.

Axel: Yeah probably.

Me: Also, Tooni. This is a commitment. A life long commitment. Are you sure you want to spend the rest of your days with this horrible piece of trash?

Axel: Ooooooooooooohhhhhh!

Magnus: What. Of course she does, who wouldn't want to be with this genius?

Me: What genius? All I see is an amazing cinnamon roll and a freakin dumb moron.

Axel: *blushes*

Me: WAIT NO THAT WAS UNINTENTIONAL!

Axel: By the way, can we talk now?

Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOODBYYYYYYEEEEE!!

Magnus: I don't think she's ever talking to you again.

Axel: *sighs* I just want to tell her that-

Magnus: I don't care. I hate both you and her. I really don't give a crap about what is going on between you.

Me: IIII HHHHHHEEEEAAAAARRRRDDDD TTHHHHAAAAAAATTT!

Magnus: So? I don't care.

Me: *inhales* Boi, I swear to Odin if you don't leave Axel alone I will shove your foot so far up your butt that the dentist will be picking toes from between your teeth!

Magnus: Oh please. You wouldn't hurt a fly.

Me: *grabs Magnus's neck* You're right. Because a fly is an innocent creature who never knowingly did anything to anyone. You, however, I would maul!

Axel: Oh. My. Thor. Jackie that's a bit insane.

Me: *releases Magnus* He's all yours, Tooni.

Magnus: *coughing* Ugh.... Anyway, we can Uh.... hold the wedding soon....

Me: I'm not showing up.

Magnus: I'm not inviting you.

Axel: Thanks for the dare?

Me: I think it was technically an ask.

Axel: Ah Good you're back.

Me: Nevermind. *runs for the hills*

Axel: She can't run forever. Until next time!

(Ps. I'll make a separate chapter for the wedding)