A dare for me and Axel, from
@TenyaTailsPure
"Since I have mercy for you Author i will give this dare

Dare: Axel and Jackie goes on a date for the sake of her not blowing up. for uh........ 3 days. please dont blow up please dont blow up please dont blow up please dont blow up"

Me: Um.... ok then.... sure..... yaaaaaay...........

*at Magnus's house*

Axel: *feeding Alphinaud and Alisaie the Zippleback*

Magnus: *looking at the dragon in disgust* The annoying dog shouldn't be coming back.

Axel: What? You mean Jackie?

Magnus: I meant the annoying dog.

Axel: Jackie is not a dog.

Magnus: I don't care. Take the dragon away, it's been here for too long.

Axel: Don't you remember what happened last time?

Magnus: Jackie is not coming back. TAKE IT AWAY!!

Me: *running up behind Magnus* REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *slams into Magnus sending him into a tree*

Axel: Jackie! How did you know he was being a jerk?

Magnus: Stupid hyena. How DID you know?

Me: I HEar evEry dOOr yOu opEn.

Axel: What.

Magnus: *runs back inside his house*

Axel: I thought you weren't talking to me anymore.

Me: Well I'm forced to.

Axel: Dare?

Me: Yup. And now we must go somewhere for three days.

Axel:......... where?

Me: *chanting under my breath*

Axel: No.

Me: *chanting gets a bit louder*

Axel: I don't even have a-

Me: *chanting at full volume* FURRY CON! FURRY CON! FURRY CON!

Axel: Fursuit....

Me: I'll get you one.

Axel: Jackie I'm not a furry.

Me: Ok fine. How about Eurofurence?

Axel: I heard the word "fur" in there. Nice try.

Me: ......meep.

Axel: What about this place? *points to a map* It has laser tag right next to it.

Me: *laughing*

Axel: Why is that funny?

Me: You're using a map! Made of paper!

Axel: So?

Me: Just Get google maps or waze or something!

Axel: I don't have a phone 😑

Me: *still laughing* yeah ok we can go to that place. Alphi! Alisaie! Time for a trip!

*le time skip for obvious reasons*

Axel: You Good now?

Me: What is that supposed to mean?

Axel: Well you seem like you're talking to me again so...

Me: Yeah can we just forget that stuff ever happened?

Axel: Why?

Me: Might become a bit weird for the readers.

Axel: Stop breaking the fourth wall.

Me: No. So where's the hotel?

Axel: What?

Me: You can't be telling me you didn't book a hotel.

Axel: Um...

Me: Come on bro we'll be out here for three days!

Axel: Whoops.

Me: THATS IT? WHOOPS? We are going to DIE OUT HERE!

Axel: No we aren't? Are you ok?

Me: Of course I am ok I am the alpha I have no weakness.

Axel: Okaaayyy.......

Me: *sighs* Hmm.... land here.

Axel: What?

Me: Just do it.

Axel: Ok...

Me: Alright so do you see this place right here?

Axel: Yes? That really hype fancy hotel?

Me: Yeah boi! This is where we are staying!

Axel: I don't even have any money!

Me: Don't feel bad neither do I.

Axel: How are we going to stay here then?

Me: *evil grin*

Axel: Are you really gonna-

Me: *starts climbing up the wall*

Axel: Of course. Wait for me!

Me: Window! *climbs through window* Woah check it out!

Axel: Huh? Oh thor this place is nice!

Alphinaud and Alisaie: *flys through window*

Axel: Why didn't we just ride them up here? Why did we have to climb?

Me: I never said you had to climb.

Axel: 😑

Me: Can you turn on the lights?

Axel: Yeah sure.

Me: WAIT IS THAT A CAKE TRAY?!

Axel: Really? That's what you care about?

Me: IS THAT TE BIGGEST SOFTEST BED IVE EVER SEEN?! IS THAT AN ENTIRE GAMING CORNER?!

Axel: *lost for words*

Me: Hotel crashing is fun!

Axel: Crimes!

Me: Crimes!

Axel and Me: *high fives*

Me: Anyway, I've been meaning to speak to my love.

Axel: What?!

Me: Hello beautiful. *starts eating the cake*

Axel: Ok WOW. *laughs* Can I have some?

Me: NO MINE! We need some time alone! Go away!

Axel: Jackie you are going to get sick.

Me: *squawks like a parrot*

Axel: *facepalms*

*the next day*

Me: AAAHHH THEYRE GAINING ON US!

Axel: NOOOO! Get to the base!

Me: Ok... recharge... we're safe.

Axel: Thank thor! I thought we were done for!

Me: I told you laser tag was fun!

Axel: I shouldn't have doubted. Watch out!

Me: *ducks* Oof! Thanks for that!

Axel: No problem.

Me: They will regret messing with the Alpha Aberrant! *screeches and runs toward the other team's base*

Axel: Jackie no! You're gonna get hit!

Me: BEHIND YOU!!

Axel: *gets shot*

Me: Nooo!

Axel: Oh well guess I have to recharge at the base.

Me: Revenge! *also gets hit* Uh... double revenge! After we recharge!

Axel: Yeah!

Me: Yeah!

*the next day*

Axel: Do you hear that?

Me: What?

Axel: Nothing... I just thought...

Me: NAMELESS!

Axel: Woah!

Me: Your welcome.

Axel: I can't believe that out of all the video games they have here, you want to play Ark.

Me: Alpha. I am alpha.

Axel: *pauses game* I'm serious I hear something.

Me: It sounds like... footsteps?

Manager: *burst through door*

Me and Axel: *screams*

Me: RUN!!

Manager: WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?!

Axel: *gets on Alisaie* Sorry we were dared!

Me: *gets on Alphinaud* Goodbye! *flys through window*

Manager: GET BACK HERE!

Me: NO!

Axel: Well thanks for the dare!

Me: WATCH OUT HES THROWING THINGS NOW!

Axel: AHH! Until next time!