Fenty Beauty: We came out with a medium-coverage foundation that's 34$

Me: Well sh*t that's hella expensive.

Huda Beauty: We came out with a full coverage foundation that's 40$

Me: Seems reasonable

No shade to Huda or Rihanna I swear, both of their foundation ranges are AMAZING. I hope other brands expand their shade ranges so our dark-toned divas and fair-skinned chickas out there can keep slaying along with the medium-tinted goddesses.

Wow, my Sephora order was expensive

But that's aight. I DESERVE it.

Yeah, because I'm also saving chachinga for something from the Morphe Holiday Collection.

Some people: What do you want for Christmas?

Me: ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS Y-

Some people: No, no no no NO—

Me: *sends link to whole Morphe collection* Ohh, it's just a hint!

I got another package from my mom, and she's the real mvp

The realest mother out there

She sent a few beauty blenders with a note saying that I might like them 😭❤️

UM, MOM?! I LOVE THEM AND I LOVE YOU

The two shelves on the wall above my desk used to be for food, notebooks, notes, homework, and etc.

Now one's completely aligned with makeup, a few skincare products and brushes, and the other one has all my pairs of basketball shoes aligned

My desk in my dorm used to have a drawer for folders, textbooks, and electronics.

Well, now one's completely full of makeup and beauty blenders.

Wow Chloe, why do you have so many blenders to apply foundation?

WELL—-

Sometimes you gotta have a couple backups, right? Doin' the roommate's makeup, the sweetmates makeup, etc~

More like ten plus

And sometimes you gotta help out your medium-toned goddess sweetmate who has hickeys on her neck, so having a fresh blender for that's helpful.

Yes, this has happened before, we all got each other's back somehow.

When Taylor Swift's album is literally less than a few hours away from coming out but it releases during your practice time.

Here's the link to the 10 second video where I got this screenshot:

https://twitter.com/deadluvrboy/status/927403260314398721

Trust me, this is the most funny shit you will watch today.

I'll tell you to turn up your volume to the highest, but definitely not during class.

My best friend Cece did that today, and she went all out on me about it.

You won't regret it 🤷🏼‍♀️💁✌️