Out of any character in Fairy Tail, who do you think would be Dwight from The Office in the "Stayin' Alive" situation.

Don't think about anything about the age, looks, I just need someone with a personality that would do what Dwight did.

Stab a knife into a dummy's chest and rip its face off.

Yes, I'm re-creating that scene with a little twist because I was bored and I'm procrastinating on homework.

I was going to either say Elfman, Max, Loke, Scorpio, Macao, Wakaba, maybe someone else?

If anyone has a recommendation, that'd be awesome.