me: how's my hoe

V: You didn't

me: i did (づ￣ ³￣)づ

whattcha gonna do about it

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V: Block you

me: no fair pumpkin

V: Honestly?

me: ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

so what're you upto?

V: I just had this meeting an i'm tired

me: you're always tired

i need a guy with more stamina

V: Hope Hoseok has the kind of stamina you need.

me:  

V: What?

me: look, he's with Junmi okay?

V: I thought you wanted to get him back

me: I do wanna get him back!

but he'll never date someone like me.

he's too... good for me.

i don't deserve him i guess.

everyone at my school thinks i'm weird.

everyone in the world tbh

V: You are

but in a good way.

i like your weirdness

me: you think so?

(ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง 

yes!

when are we getting married?.

V: You probably aren't old enough to

me: excuse me?

i'm 19.

which means i'm a legal adult.

which means ( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°)

V: And i don't know you

me: name : y/n,

fav color: S K I N

fave fruit: 🍑

fav vegetable : 🍆

V: No

me: did you just reject me?

V: Why are you always like that?

me: sorry if that bothers you

huh

😠😠😠

V: I was just saying.

V: Hello?

You there?

I can't believe you left me on read!